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Bulletin : Published
Thursday, November 01, 2001
Subject: ~~~Few craps~~~
~~stupid answers for stupid questions~~
* At the movies: When ya meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question: Hey, what are ya doin' here?
Stupid Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here......
** In the bus: A heavy lady wearin' pointed high-heeled shoes steps on ur feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Stupid Answer: No, not at all,I'm on local
anesthesia.....why don't yaaa try again!!!!!!!
*** At a restaurant: When ya ask the waiter.....
Stupid Question: Is
the "--------bla bla bla---" dish good??
Stupid Answer: No, its terrible n made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it......
**** At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question: Navid, Chickoo, you've become so big....
Stupid Answer: Well ya haven't particularly shrunk yourself!!!!!(dushtoo chela Navid)
***** When a friend
announces her wedding n yaaaaaa ask...
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying good?
Stupid Answer: No, he's a miserable wife-beatin' insensitive lout...it's just the money..........
****** When ya get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question: Sorry, were ya sleepin'?
Stupid Answer: No. I was doin' research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. Yaaaa thought I was sleepin'....you dumb witted moron........!!!!!!
******* When ya see a friend with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question: Hey 've ya had a haircut?
Stupid Answer: No, its autumn n I'm sheddin'......
******** At the dentist when he's stickin' pointed objects in ur mouth...
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Stupid Answer: No it won’t.... It 'll just bleed
********* Ya rrrrr smokin' a cigarette n a cute girl asks...
Stupid Question: Oh, so ya smoke!!!!!!
Stupid Answer: Gosh, it's a miracle ............ it was a piece of chalk n now it's in flames!!!.........
~~Farmer n his 18 Daughters~~
three men were travellin' n need a place to sleep. they stopped to a firm n asked the owner.....if they could spend the night!!!!!!! the farmer said okay, but......one has to sleep with pigs, one has to sleep with cows n the another has to sleep in a room with my 18 daughters......
THE NEXT MORNIN'
1st man(anik): "i feel like a pig...i slept with pigs all night"
2nd man(Virus): "i feel like a cow...i slept with cows all night"
3rd man(dulavhai....megh): "i feel like a golf course...i 've been in n out of 18 holes all night"
(Thursday, November 01, 2001)
(Saturday, November 03, 2001)
thank's shybal bhai for stupid writeing