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Bulletins Bulletin : Published and Discussed
Date: Wednesday, October 31, 2001
From: shybal
Subject:
~~ 2 cows ~~
Description:


~~ 3 eggs n $10,000 ~~

One day, while Sue was cleanin' under the bed, she found a small box.....Curious, she opened it n found 3 eggs n 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it.........

"Oh!!!!!!!that" Nabim said....."Every time I cheated on yaaa, I put an egg in this box"

Sue was a bit unhappy bout this but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn't so bad!!!!!!!!

"But what about the 10,000 dollars?"

"Every time I got a dozen, I sold them........


~~ 2 cows moo!!!! ~~

A FRENCH CORPORATION:
Ya 've two cows....Ya go on strike because you want three cows......

A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
You 've two cows.....Ya redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow n produce twenty times the milk!!!!!!!

A GERMAN CORPORATION:
Ya 've two cows.......Yaaaaa reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month n milk themselves......

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
Yaaaaa 've two cows..... count them n learn ya 've five cows. Ya count them again n learn ya 've 42 cows. You count them again n learn ya have 12 cows. nowwww stop countin' cows n open another bottle of vodka........

A MEXICAN CORPORATION:
Yaaaa think you 've two cows but don't know what a cow looks like.......Yaaaaa take a nap!!!!!!!

A SWISS CORPORATION:
Yaaaa 've 5000 cows, none of which belongs to yaaaaa....Ya charge for storin' them for others.......

A BRAZILIAN CORPORATION:
Ya 've two cows......enter into a partnership with an American corporation. Soon yaaaaa 've 1000 cows n the American corporation declares bankruptcy......

AN INDIAN CORPORATION:
Yaaaaaa 've two
cows.........worship them!!!!!!

A BANGLADESHI CORPORATION:
Ya 've two cows.....getttt urrrrr assssss ready to slaught thoseeeee.........



People Discussion
hivirus
(Wednesday, October 31, 2001)

shybal tok-e
..aai shundor jokes er jonno

Rima
(Wednesday, October 31, 2001)

gd kisue likhte parsi naa


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