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Tuesday, October 23, 2001
Subject: ~~!~~Wild Wild World~~!~~
Salesman: Sir, Our toothpaste knows how to fight germs.......
Customer (Shopkeeper): O.K. Show me their swords
Salesman: Do yaaa 've moisture free soap?
Customer (Shopkeeper): Yes Sir!
Salesman: So please give me soap alon' with the moisture........
~~few bumper stickers for women..........~~
1. so many men......few who can afford me
2. God made us siiiiiiiister.....prozac made us friends
3. if they don't 've chocolate in the heaven, I ain't goin'
4. my mom's an agent for for "guilt" trip......
5. princess havin' had sufficient experiences with prince....seek frog
6. coffee,candy,men n somethin' r better rich
7. don't treat me ne differences way than ya would do the queen......
8. if ya want breakfast in the bed......sleep in the kitchen
9. dinner's ready while the smoke alarm goes off!!!!!!!!
10. guys 've feelings tooo but I like(------).....who cares?
11. Warnin': I 've an attitude n know how to use it......
12. of course I don't look busy.....but I did it right the first time
13. don't start with me.......'caz ya won't win!!!!!!
14. ya 've the right to remain silent.....so please, shut the hell upppppp
15. allllllll stressed out n none toooooo choke
16. I 'm one of those bad things what it happen to good ppl(such as meeeeeeeeee
17. How can I miss yaaaaaa.......if ya ain't go away!!!!!!!
(koun koun baccha meyera khushi hoashoooooo? n don't thx meeeee)
~~Wild Wild World!!!!!!!~~
An old man(around 50 years) was sittin' on a bench at the mall. A youn' man walked up to the bench n sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors(green, red, pink, blue, yellow, purple)........The old man just stared!!!!!!!!
The youn' man said, "What's the matter old timer, never done anythin' wild in ur life?......
The old man replied, "Got drunk once n had sex with a peacock. I was just wonderin' if yaaaaaa were my son"........
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