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Bulletin : Published
Monday, October 15, 2001
Subject: ~*Chatting Addictions*~
First of all, this is a HUMOROUS LIST. It is supposed to be FUNNY..
So if you've got nothing better to do than get offended at a JOKE, don't even bother to read this page. Get a life.
1.if you know your cyberpals
better than your own family.
2.if you speak in constant random abbreviations. (i.e. LOL, brb, imho, hehehe, etc.)
3.if you constantly want to express your thoughts
4.if you go into deep depression when deprived of a computer.
5.if you start to smile sideways. :)
6.if you put off doing stuff (laundry, cleaning your room, etc.) so you can "just check and see who's there".
7.every time you meet someone new at b2k, you want to do a /who is...
8.when you hear a song on the radio and don't remember who sings it, your first thought is to "scroll up" to see what the DJ said.
9.if people call you by your b2k nick more often than your real name.
10.if you refer to your parents, teachers, or boss as "ops".
11.if you own a bot.
12.if you start to write your own server.
13.if one day you relize that most of the addresses you have in your address book are of b2k pals.
14.if you were amazed to find out Spam is a food.
15.if you introduce your husband/wife.girlfirend/boyfriend as "my domain server."
16.when you get home from work, you type /names #home to see who else is there.
17.The biggest laughs you get come from typos made on b2k.
19.if you get an extra phone line for the modem just so you can be on irc all the time.
20.if you would rather be at your b2k birthday party than out with real people!
21.if you bring in the new year by chatting at b2k.
22.if you have ever had a dream about the people in b2k.
23.if you have ever dreamed about being at b2k.
24.if you leave the computer on just to see the b2k logo!
25.if you watch T.V. with closed captioning turned on.
26.if your friend Susan tells you something sad on the phone and you say "Awwww, /me hugs Susan."
27.if you keep begging your friends to get an internet account so "we can hang out."
28.if you are laughing at these jokes.
29.if you want to meet a guy/girl and your first impulse is to turn on your computer.
30. if you've ever gotten onto an airplane just to meet some folks face to face.
31.if you're getting antsy because you might be missing something good on b2k while reading this!
32.when you're tired, you refer to yourself as being "lagged".
33.if you have to get a second phone line just so you can call Domino's.
34.if your child ignores your request and you wonder if she is lagged.
on your page)
35.if you think that this is not fantasy but real life and you plan your whole life around B2k chat!
36.if your pregnant wife goes into labor and you stop to type a "special" away message.
37.if YOU go into labor and you stop to type a "special" away message.
38.if you sell your car to buy a home computer with an internet connection.
39.if you find yourself answering your phone with "Hi, this is <nick>..."
40.if asking your age/sex/location is considered a pick-up line
If you've got one (or several) that should be listed here,,,you are welocome to add!!
(Monday, October 22, 2001)
shagol ki bole,kichui bujhi nai :(
(Monday, December 09, 2002)
HI WHEN R U GONNA HAVE B2K CHAT ON THIS WEB SITE. I
(Sunday, February 09, 2003)
(Monday, February 10, 2003)