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Bulletins Bulletin : Published and Discussed
Date: Saturday, October 13, 2001
From: Daffodil
Subject:
~*DEFINATIONS~*
Description:


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> > DOCTOR - A person who kills your ills by pills,
> > and later kills you with his bills.

> > BOSS - Someone who is early when you are late
> > and late when you are early.

> > TEARS - The hydraulic force by which
> > masculine power is
> > defeated by feminine power.

> > ATOM BOMB - An invention to end all inventions.

> > RUMOUR - News that travels more than the speed
> > of sound.

> > CLASSIC - A book which people praise, but do not read.

> > DICTIONARY - The only place where divorce comes before
> > marriage.

> > MARRIAGE - It's an agreement in which a man
> > loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master.

> > FATHER - a banker provided by nature.

> > POLITICIAN - One who shakes your hand before elections
> > and your confidence after.

> > SMILE - A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

> > OPTIMIST - A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally
> > falls into a river.

> > DIPLOMAT - A person who tells you to go to hell in such
> > a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

> > ETC - A sign to make others believe that you know more
> > than you actually do.

> > OFFICE - A place where you can relax after your strenuous home
> > life.

> > COMMITTEE - Individuals who can do nothing individually
> > and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

> > IT PROFESSIONAL - One who is paid for sending and receiving such
>Emails!

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Lemon Dew
(Saturday, October 13, 2001)

REALLY ENJOYED IT!!!


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