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Saturday, October 13, 2001
> > DOCTOR - A person who kills your ills by pills,
> > and later kills you with his bills.
> > BOSS - Someone who is early when you are late
> > and late when you are early.
> > TEARS - The hydraulic force by which
> > masculine power is
> > defeated by feminine power.
> > ATOM BOMB - An invention to end all inventions.
> > RUMOUR - News that travels more than the speed
> > of sound.
> > CLASSIC - A book which people praise, but do not read.
> > DICTIONARY - The only place where divorce comes before
> > marriage.
> > MARRIAGE - It's an agreement in which a man
> > loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master.
> > FATHER - a banker provided by nature.
> > POLITICIAN - One who shakes your hand before elections
> > and your confidence after.
> > SMILE - A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
> > OPTIMIST - A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally
> > falls into a river.
> > DIPLOMAT - A person who tells you to go to hell in such
> > a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
> > ETC - A sign to make others believe that you know more
> > than you actually do.
> > OFFICE - A place where you can relax after your strenuous home
> > life.
> > COMMITTEE - Individuals who can do nothing individually
> > and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
> > IT PROFESSIONAL - One who is paid for sending and receiving such
(Saturday, October 13, 2001)
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