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Bulletins Bulletin : Published and Discussed
Date: Friday, July 30, 2004
From: Virus
Story of B2k Chatters

ghotona ki? last koidin dhore Bulletin Board emon slow hoye gelo kano?? BB admin leave theke back korar por baki chatter shob leave-e chole gelo naki?? where r u hiding all?? here r some of the stories of some of the b2k chatters...hay, ami kintu just fun korar jonno eta post korlam ..keu abar gal fuliona u all guys..

Sb in hospital:
Sb was admitted to a hospital and he was under care of a beautiful nurse.
Sb: Ms. Lina, I don want to get cured; I want to stay in this hospital forever.
Ms. Lina: You will never get cured dear, because the doctor also loves me and he saw us yesterday when u were presenting me a rose.

Cuty and her future husband:
Cuty: Oh god, If I wud have listend to my mom, I wud not have suffered like today.
Husband: Did your mom forbid u to marry me??
Cuty: yes, yes, 100 times.
Husband: I used to think your mom was my enemy, now I see, in fact, one day she wanted to save my life.

Cross and gulecha begum:
Gulcha begum: Do u drink?
Cross: No
Gulcha begum: Do u smoke?
Cross: No
Gulcha Begum: Do u have any bad habit?
Cross: Yes, I have one, I lie a lot.

Koli and her future husband
Husband: Did anybody kiss u before?
Koli: Once I went to a picnic. I was walking alone, suddenly a boy rushed to me and triggered a knife at me and said, “if u don kiss me then I will kill u”
Husband: Then u kissed him????
Koli: Come on honey, see I am still alive!!!

Opsora in her office with her boss:
Opsora: Sir, I got a bad news for u.
Boss: Each bad news has a good side, why don u tell me the good side first?
Opsora: Our marketing manager got married today and already has left for Singapore with his wife for honeymoon
Boss: Wow!! It’s a very good news.
Opsora: But sir, he has married your wife.

Srabon and his wife:
Wife (Very upset): People are speaking bad about because u were having a dirty look at the girls came to party last night.
Srabon: Yea, it’s true that I was looking at all the beautiful girls at the party, but I was looking at them exactly the way I look at u. Now, u tell me, did I ever had a bad look at u, honey??
Wife: No, no, not at all.

Sraboner Baridhara and his friend:
Friend: The doctor said, kissing is bad for health. Do u belive this?
Sraboner Baridhara: How can I say that, I have never........
Friend: You never kissed anybody?
Sraboner Baridhara: No, I never fell in sick.

Raima went to buy greeting card:
Raima: Give me a greeting card, which can be given only to lover.
Salesgirl: Mam, take this card, it has written, “ONLY FOR YOU” on it.
Raima: Cool! Give me 16 of this card.

OLI in a party:
Oli (to the person to his next) : See that boy, dressed like a girl and wearing ring in his ears. Oh god, now a days, the boys dress like girls. God knows, what else we have to see in future.
(Person next to OLI): Whom r u calling a boy?? she is my daughter Tina.
OLI: Oh ! I am sorry, pls don mind, I did not understand that u were his father.
(Person next to OLI): Excuse me!! Again u r making mistake, I am her mother.

Aunto went for a haircut:
Aunto: How much do u charge for a haircut?
10 Taka.
Aunto: And shave?
5 Taka.
Aunto: ok then shave my head please.

Anik and his father:
Father (Before die): Son, this is my last advice to u, do not marry if u really want to have a happy life.
Anik (Crying): Ok dad, I will remember your advice and also pass this advice to my son before I die.

anamica and her boy friend
anamica: Honey, I think I should tell u one thing before I marry u, “I do not know how to cook”.
Boy friend: Don worry honey, I also do not earn enough money to buy grocery.

Ontora in school:
Male Student: I have not seen such a beautiful girl like u before.
Ontora: I wish I cud tell the same about u.
Male Student: Why not? Just lie like me.

Shifta and her friend Shima
Shima: hay shifta, why r u wearing the marriage ring in the wrong finger??
Shifta: To let others know that, I married the wrong guy.

People Discussion
(Friday, July 30, 2004)

Lipstick kenar janay Virus r "bou" Virus r kache taka chailo..
Virus: (biroktho hoye), tomar lipstick kinthe kinthe -i tho ami fothur hoye jabo dekhchi.
Bou: (muchki hese), hole ki korbo bolo, r ordheker beshi tho tomar petei jay!

(Friday, July 30, 2004)

Apnader monronjoner janay:

Thumul fight cholche SB and Tar "Yiye"-r sathe..Ek Porjaye Yiye Sb r gale kose ek CHOR...
Sb: Aei CHOR ta ki tumi sotti sotti marle naki yearki kore?
Yiye: sotti sotti merechi.
Sb: Thik ache, ami yearki akdom pochondo kori nah!

(Friday, July 30, 2004)

.. shundor hoiche hahahah

(Friday, July 30, 2004)

ami asolei besh khanikta attobhola ,khamkkheyali ebong sei sathe odurodorshi ,
tomar oi ghotonar sathe mil ache omon bohu ghotona amar jibone ghoteche.

Rony Salman
(Friday, July 30, 2004)

Opsorar r SB shongkranto joke (nski bastobey shotti ghotechhilo?) ta hoyechhey..... ekebaarey....Goooollliiieee .....nice one OPsora! Obossho Virus er SB shongkranto joke ta-o chomotkaar!

(Saturday, July 31, 2004)

Virus BrO, Jhakkasss...

(Saturday, July 31, 2004)

ektah joke o amar posondoh hoy nai Image Code: 00-005

(Saturday, July 31, 2004)

viru vaia... mora .. r rony da Image Code: 00-000

(Saturday, July 31, 2004)

...veraaaaaaaaImage Code: 00-000

like sb amaro "ekta" joke pochondo hoi ni

(Saturday, July 31, 2004)

amar ta jodi amon hoto aha ki moja hoto. but viru sob cheye darun hoyese Opsi jete bolese. Tomar yer... lipstic je tumi kheye fello ata ki sotti???? Bou: (muchki hese), hole ki korbo bolo, r ordheker beshi tho tomar petei jay!

(Saturday, July 31, 2004)

opsii thx for the nice jokes..amake valoi chinecho dekchi

(Saturday, July 31, 2004)

oiiiiii koli thukku koila, tor ektao jokes pochondo holo na kano re?? ..tahole ki shotti shotti tor jibon-e emon ghotona ghoteche?? ..and same for sb, jokes guli pochondo holo na kano? tor jibon kahini bollam she jonno???

(Saturday, July 31, 2004)

opsii thx for the nice jokes..amake valoi chinecho dekchi

(Saturday, July 31, 2004)

.. nice one ..

(Sunday, August 01, 2004)

Aoowwwwwwwwww Sotti Kima KIma Maya Gore Niya Jok
Onek Onek Onnor Hoiyate Varush Bhaiya

(Sunday, August 01, 2004)

opsorar buddhidipto joke bujte bujte amar besh somoy legeche ,keno ekbarei bujlamna setai bujlamna.

(Sunday, August 01, 2004)

...jeebon-er shotti kahini theke-i Jokes toiri hoy...jemon ta Sb...Virus bhai...crOss da'...r SRABON bhaia'r kahini gula

(Sunday, August 01, 2004)

veraaaaaaaaa....tahole toke tor joke er line diyei boli....see honey..i'm still alive.....sotti hoyechey kina bujhey ne

aschey amar jibon kahini bolte...amar kahini ami nijei jani na..........hmm kintu tor ta .....................................thak r bollam na

(Monday, August 02, 2004)

Sukran Sukran!

(Tuesday, August 03, 2004)

valentines dayte tahole amar kotogulo card kinte hoi..akbar chinta koro virus

(Tuesday, August 03, 2004)

valentines dayte amake kotogulo card kinte hoi akbar chinta koro virus

(Monday, August 09, 2004)

bhaiyaa damn i missed it! Er aage chek kora hoy nai

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