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Date: Tuesday, June 29, 2004
From: sarah
"installing" love


Tech Support: “Yes, ... how can I help you?”

Customer: “Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me though the process?”

Tech Support: “Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?"

Customer: “Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first?”

Tech Support: “The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?”

Customer: “Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?”

Tech Support: “What programs are running?”

Customer: “Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.”

Tech Support: “No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?”

Customer: “I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?”

Tech Support: “With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.”

Customer: “Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?”

Tech Support: “Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.”

Customer: “Oops! I have an error message already. It says, 'Error - Program not run on external components.' What should I do?”

Tech Support: “Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.”

Customer: “So, what should I do?”

Tech Support: “Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.”

Customer: “Okay, done.”

Tech Support: “Now, copy them to the ‘My Heart’ directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.”

Customer: “Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?”

Tech Support: “Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.”

Customer: “Thank you, God.”

Author Unknown

hope you all like it and hope all is doing well...take care ..tonz and tonz of wishes to all, bye

People Discussion
(Tuesday, June 29, 2004)

Chirahhh..nice one

(Wednesday, June 30, 2004)

Really nice..heard something very very nice after a long long time...thanx..

(Wednesday, June 30, 2004)

lovely to see you back picchi beti simply lovely muwahzzzzzzzzzzzzz sissssss

(Wednesday, June 30, 2004)

Love is Freeware

n need tech support.??

thankS di..nice one too

(Wednesday, June 30, 2004)

Fantushhh, Lovzzzz for youuuuuuu!

(Wednesday, June 30, 2004)

copy and paste and someone post it before

(Wednesday, June 30, 2004)

Kamon acho Sarah Ji .. Bhalo theko..
Image Code: 09-016

(Wednesday, June 30, 2004)

thnx all ..just like to share these kind of things...i m ok i guess..and bhalohotepoishalagena, i didnt know that someone had actually posted this before, and i never claimed that it was my work either as u can see below that i made sure it mentioned "author unknown" and seeing the fact that ppl have replied to my posting hopefully this shows that i m known which ultimately means that its not my work..thanks for letting me know that someone has posted it before ..but oh welll something is always better than nothing aightz??

(Thursday, July 01, 2004)

my lombu jeeee....u make me proud u do….u are way too wise ….loved it …and love u even moreee ..pots and pots of lovee….u are such a darling…umaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh..!!

(Friday, July 02, 2004)

sarah apu, tumi ki lombu, toile ki amar chance ache naki ? amar hight dekhei shob mayara dour mare .. , eibar mone hoi bhaggo khulche,.. ekhon theikka to tomare apu dakon jaito ne , ekhon theke salah moina faki dakmu ( bosta chala na kintu)- ... amar mechineo love install kore dew na .. tomar pc er proti .. mane ei lokkhe ....eki ISP te eki sattelite e .. aki destinite

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