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Bulletins Bulletin : Published and Discussed
Date: Thursday, May 13, 2004
From: Sb
Subject:
Source Code: Windows 2000
Description:


/* Source Code Windows 2000 */

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#include "backdoor.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big(16000000);
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();

if (first_time_installation)
{
make_100_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of-OS2();
make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
disable_Netscape();
disable_RealPlayer();
disable_Lotus_Products();
hang_system();
} //if
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();

if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_31();
do_nothing_loop();
} // if
} //while

if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed,very_slow);
set_mouse(action,jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);
} //if

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");

if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt)
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);

while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
} // while
create_general_protection_fault();

} // main




People Discussion
buddhimoti
(Thursday, May 13, 2004)

mathai kicchu dukchina keno

RainMan
(Thursday, May 13, 2004)

write_something(anything);
joss..

Priyanka
(Thursday, May 13, 2004)

"display_bill_rules_message"

Buddhimotir mathae kichuy dhuke na

SongBird
(Thursday, May 13, 2004)

Sb tumar matha ta gecche...

shormy
(Friday, May 14, 2004)

Kon bhasha eida???

ima
(Friday, May 14, 2004)

kichu buji nai...arr Vista explain korle o bujbo na..aei shob technical jargon buji na..me a tubelight

-koli-
(Friday, May 14, 2004)



Sb
(Friday, May 14, 2004)

umm.. "budhhu"moni...sweetkumra...n tubelight.. thukki ima jeee....

forget about the technical details..and concentrate on other msgs..things like


do_nothing_loop();

totally_screw_up_file_system();

search_and_destroy_the_rest

..hope its gonna help

ArospO
(Friday, May 14, 2004)

Bokar hadddiiii!


misty
(Friday, May 14, 2004)

ami kicchu bujjchilam na..r ekhono kisu bujhinai

raatri
(Friday, May 14, 2004)

habi jabi egula ki likhche?? kichui bujhi nai ami......

SRABON
(Friday, May 14, 2004)

SB bro tumi o dekhsi Hemayetpur er rasta dhoreso.. kon ba pothe hemayetpur jai.....
Agulo ki likheso ami bujhini

Rupu
(Friday, May 14, 2004)

sb or slightly bekuber porichoy dieyche egulo likhe..tai na re bsndor?

Rupu
(Friday, May 14, 2004)

bandor*

Sb
(Friday, May 14, 2004)

ami dekhi ulobon e muktu chorai

murkher dol shob

momo
(Friday, May 14, 2004)



eita windows er sob version-er jonno silo naki bhaiya ? comment-er moddhe sob gulor list dekhlam...ha ha, darun jinish.

char make_prog_look_big(1600..);
C er eto shundor bebohar ae prothom dekhlam !!!
take care

Priyanka
(Saturday, May 15, 2004)

Buri murgi ra emniteo kichu bujhe na bura brain e eto info dhukhbe?

-crOss-
(Saturday, May 15, 2004)



Source Boy...

misty
(Sunday, May 16, 2004)

....eikhaneo amake buri murgi bolse kurki murgita......amar otto bujhar shokh nai....tomar vaike bosh korsi..eita janona gemi... bosh kora shikhba??

Deeppurple
(Monday, May 17, 2004)

Ki bipod, Emne sobar samne alga kore dile to sobai developers hoiya, Lindods er moto gada kahnek bosta pocha operating system banaibo . Ki dorkar chilo emne open kore debar . Amader kew to dami dibena, Linus Turvald hobar sadh jagse mone BRB bhai #screwed_up#. Jaihok ja hobar ta to holoi. .
And ekta important line miss korechen.

disable_Netscape();
if( address_box_content == "www.bangla2000\chat\ " )Status_InternetExplorar(deactivate Keyboard);
disable_RealPlayer();


bhalo hoise je kew bujhe nai.. Ekhono Monopoly cholbe .
Three cheers For Microsoft Corp.




Asma
(Monday, May 17, 2004)



Priyanka
(Wednesday, May 19, 2004)

Bosh tosh eshob ki bhasha???
Eshob to DAINI BURI ra use kore
Tumi daini???


ar buri murgi...ji na amare shikhano lagbe na oishob...amar "kauke" "jor" kore "bosh" korte hoy na
ami to ar daini buri na tomar moto Image Code: 01-005


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