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Bulletins Bulletin : Published and Discussed
Date: Friday, April 30, 2004
From: ArospO
Subject:
Kids in grade school sure think fast...
Description:


>TEACHER: Why are you late?
>WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
>TEACHER: What sign?
>WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
>_____________
>
>TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
>CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
>_____________
>
>TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
>JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
>TEACHER: No, that's wrong
>JOHN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
>_____________
>
>TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
>SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
>TEACHER: What are you talking about?
>SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
>______________
>
>TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
>GEORGE: Here it is!
>TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
>CLASS: George!
>______________
>
>TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we
>didn't have ten years ago.
>WILLIE: Me!
>______________
>
>TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
>TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
>______________
>
>TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
>ELLEN: I is...
>TEACHER: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
>ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
>_____________
>
>TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
>JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same
time."
>_____________
>
>TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree,
>but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his
>father didn't
>punish him?"
>JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."
>______________
>
>TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
>SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
>_______________
>
>TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
>your brother's. Did you copy his?
>DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
>______________
>
>TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no
>longer interested?
>PUPIL: A teacher.
>______________
>
>SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
>FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
>SYLVIA: Your name on this report card...



People Discussion
ima
(Friday, April 30, 2004)

nice one fiery apssss....kids are very sharp at that age...

SRABON
(Friday, April 30, 2004)

HIHIHIHIHIHI PORIJEEE

cuty
(Friday, April 30, 2004)



Rahol
(Friday, April 30, 2004)


Nice one opsora pu .. Image Code: 09-016

Aunto
(Friday, April 30, 2004)

TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.>> Clever boy...


Sb
(Friday, April 30, 2004)



>SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
>FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
>SYLVIA: Your name on this report card...

>> ei kaam tui koto bar korsos mora?

ArospO
(Friday, April 30, 2004)

Hehehee!
Mora jemon kormo temon fol, tui jemon pick -o korchosh omon!




Priyanka
(Friday, April 30, 2004)


Heyy Sb..remember the "class" joke?

Virus
(Friday, April 30, 2004)

nice jokes opsii

jhumu
(Friday, April 30, 2004)

lol# ..OPSI APIGOO..KHUBI MOJAR JOKES ...

Sb
(Friday, April 30, 2004)

na..i dont remember class jokes

Sb
(Friday, April 30, 2004)

na..i dont remember class jokes

ArospO
(Friday, April 30, 2004)

You don't remember anything, thats why U like the last joke! BEKKOL!



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