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Bulletins Bulletin : Published and Discussed
Date: Sunday, August 19, 2001
From: Shornokomol
Subject:
humors
Description:


Husband : U know dear, our son got his brain from me.
Wife : I think he did, I've still got mine with me!

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go on our anniversary?"
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her, "How about the kitchen?"

A couple had three children. Two of them were bright, smart, and handsome but the third child was dull, ugly, and backward.
One day the hubby got suspicious and asked, "Tell me the truth, dear. Is this third child really mine?" "Yes, dear," replied the wife, "but the other two are not."

One day a father called his 6 children together and asked, "Now tell me, who has been most obedient during last week and did everything mother asked?" In one voice they all replied, "You, Daddy!"

On the first night of their marriage, the groom told the bride, "Darling, love is blind."
"Yes dear," replied the bride, "but the neighbours are not, so please close the blinds."

Ways girls turn romantic guys down !!!

HE: I'm a photographer i've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon .i've been looking for a face like
yours!!!

HE: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
SHE: Okay,but would you stay there?

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why,are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

HE: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
SHE: Nah,it was plain bad luck!!!

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
SHE: It's in the phone book.
HE: But I don't know your name.
SHE: That's in the phone book too.

HE: I know how to please a woman.
SHE: Then please leave me alone.

HE: I want to give myself to you.
SHE: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
SHE: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.


People Discussion
kuashaa
(Sunday, August 19, 2001)

nice. moja pelam.

kuashaa
(Sunday, August 19, 2001)

nice. moja pelam.

S Lily
(Tuesday, August 21, 2001)

Pore bhalo laglo.

S Lily
(Friday, September 14, 2001)

Shesh ongshotukur mane aage bujhte parini, kintu ekhon bujhte pere boltei hochche, pore bhalo lageni.
Sorry.


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