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Bulletins Bulletin : Published and Discussed
Date: Thursday, April 08, 2004
From: ima
Subject:
Happy Easter..............
Description:


I know that we don't celebrate Easter, but nevertheless I wanted to give everyone some Easter eggs....so here they are...
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opppsss forgot to say u have got to catch them first

Few dry easter jokes
..do laugh...

Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny?
A: A good Easter.

Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!

Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?
A: A hairless hare!

Q: Why are people always tired in April?
A: Because they just finished a march

Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!

Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A: A slam duck.

Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.

Q: What grows between your nose and chin?
A: Tulips (Two Lips).

Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken's day off.

Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A: A smarty pants.

Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg!

Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.

Q: Why was the rabbit rubbing his head?
A: Because he had a eggache! (headache)

Q: How do you catch a unique bunny?
A: UNIQUE UP ON IT!

Q: Why did the Easter Bunny hop down the road?
A: He was making the Movie

Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day's work?
A: Tired.

Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It's been nice gnawing at you.

Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
A: Your one hot chick!

Q: What did the bunny put over his sore?
A: A eggage.

Q: What do ducks have for lunch?
A: Soup and quackers!

Knock, knock...
Who's there?
"Ether"!
"Ether" who?
"Ether" Bunny!

Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
A: Because he is eggocentric. (egocentric)

Q: Where does Valentine's Day comes after Easter?
A: In the dictionary.

Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
A: Hareobics.

Q: What's the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?
A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.

Q: How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
A: Hoppy Easter!



People Discussion
jaceco
(Thursday, April 08, 2004)

Ima thanks, enjoy the Easter break. Ima what is this? Your chickens have 3 legs, even the Easter eggs have 2 legs, can you not get some normal eggs? Girl you are something else

cuty
(Thursday, April 08, 2004)

gr8 api-heppee eestarr o tumare

Ganet
(Thursday, April 08, 2004)



dark_angel
(Friday, April 09, 2004)

Happy Easter everyone....and nice one ima api...

ArospO
(Friday, April 09, 2004)

I don't know easter or master, ami dim khaboooo..two legged dim!


mars
(Friday, April 09, 2004)

Happy Easter Ima!!! Hope u have a lovely Easter holz...but ami kintu tomar 3 legged chicken khabo n tin kathi diye ekjon special k jalabo

mars.

Rahol
(Friday, April 09, 2004)


Ishhhh tumora sobai moja korcho r oi dike Kima Apur ki kosto hosche dimer vhitor theke .. ber hote parche na .. ..


Virus
(Friday, April 09, 2004)

funny

ima
(Saturday, April 10, 2004)

Rahol mair khabe bollam ..i am not stuck inside the egg.. ..oi guli tumi


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