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Bulletin : Published
Thursday, August 16, 2001
"This is called competition"
During an International conference.....three scientists, an American, a German, and an Bangladeshi were talkin' and braggin' about the technological advances their respective countries have achieved in the field of medicine.
The American said "In Washington, there was a baby boy born without arms.. so we attached artificial arms on him. And now that he's grown up and became an Olympic professional boxer and a gold medallist !"......
The German replied, "That's nothin' to what we have achieved. Back in Berlin, there was a baby girl born without legs so we attached a pair of artificial legs on her.....now she is a three-time Olympics marathon gold medalist !"
The Bangladeshi interjected " Is that all you have achieved, just gold medalists? In Gopalganj n Feni...we had 2 baby gl born without head!!!!.......We attached them with coconut n called them Hasina n Khaleda.they 've grown up and became the Chief Minister of Bangladesh!!!!"............
"Can you be my wife pls...?"
A business executive named Navim Ahmed went on a convention and took along his secretary. They arrived at the hotel very late in the evenin' and were told that all the rooms were taken except one n it was a single........
"No problem," replied Mr.Navim Ahmed...."just put a cot in there for me and we’ll share the room.
A few moments after Mr.Navim n the secretary had gotten into their respective beds...the secretary sheepishly asked, "Mr.Navim, it’s awfully cold tonight, would you mind gettin' up and shuttin' the window?"
The boss replied, "Well, let’s see, if you’re cold, how would you like to pretend that you’re Mrs. Navim tonight?"
"Oh, Mr.Navim , I’d love to............"
"Good! Then you get up and shut the window!!!!!!!!"