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Bulletins Bulletin : Published and Discussed
Date: Friday, March 19, 2004
From: Sb
Subject:
tele phonic conversation..
Description:


Enjoy the terrific confusion in conversation between Mr. Watt and Mr. Will
Knott. OK And be ready to pluck your hairs

Mr. Watt rang the phone at the residence of Mr. Knott.
"Who's calling?" asked Knott.
"Watt."
"What is your name, please?"
"Watt's my name."
"That's what I asked you. What's your name?"
"That's what I told you. Watt's my name."
A long pause, and then from Watt, "Is this James Brown?"
"No, this is Knott."
"Please tell me your name."
"Will Knott."
YOU LEFT THE TALKERS AT A POINT WHERE THEY WERE TOTALLY CONFUSED.

READ THE REST OF WHAT HAPPENED...

"Why not?"
"Huh? What do you mean why not?"
"Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name?"
"But I told you my name!"
"Didn't you say you will not?"
"Not not, knott, Will Knott!"
"That's what I mean."
"So you know my name."
"Of course not!"
" Good. So now, what is yours?"
"Watt. Yours?"
"Your name!"
"Watt's my name."
"How the hell do I know? I am asking you!"
"Look I have been very patient and I have told you my name and you have not
even told me yours yet."
"You have been patient, what about me?"
"I have told you my name so many times and it is you who have not told me
yours yet."
"Of course not!"
"See, you even know my name!"
"Of course not!"
"Then why do you keep saying of course Knott?"
"Because I don't."

[Pause]

"What is your name?"
"See, you know my name!"
"Of course not!"
"Then why do you keep asking Watt is your name?"
"To find out your name!"
"But you already know it!"
"What?"
"See, but you know mine!"
"Of course not!"
"Exactly!"

NOW THEY ARE AT A POINT WHERE BOTH THINK THE OTHER KNOWS THEIR NAME, BUT THEY
THEMSELVES DON'T KNOW THE OTHER'S NAME

"Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your name is, what will be
your
answer?"
"Watt's my name."
"No, no, give me only one word."
"Watt"
"Your name!"
"Right!"

[Pause before it hits him]

"Oh, Wright!"
"Yeah!"
"So why didn't you say it before?"
"I told you so many times!"
"You never said Wright before"
"Of course I did."
"Ok I won't argue any more. Do you know my name?"
"I do not."
"Well, there you go, now we know each other's name."
"I do not!"
"Good!"

[Pause before it hits him]

"Oh, Guud!"
"Good."
"No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch?"
"No, it's Knott!"
"Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now Guud."
"Yes Wright."

NOW THEY BOTH THINK THEY KNOW EACH OTHER'S NAME AS WELL!!!


People Discussion
rudmila
(Friday, March 19, 2004)

tomar mathai eishob udvot jinish koththeke ashe ...obossho tumi nijei udvot

Virus
(Friday, March 19, 2004)

sb..great one

-Gemini-
(Friday, March 19, 2004)

Tumiiiiiiiiii

RainMan
(Saturday, March 20, 2004)



-koli-
(Saturday, March 20, 2004)

>>fwd mail ta poreo onek hesechilam...abaro hashi pachey

Sb
(Saturday, March 20, 2004)

amiiiiii ki?

rudu..ami jotoi udvut hoy.. bashapata... all bones na



ssswamje
(Saturday, March 20, 2004)

funny........ thanks

-Gemini-
(Saturday, March 20, 2004)

Tumiiii....errrr...ekhane bola jabe na...tomar shomman niya tanatani hobe
Fishfish kore bolbo ne pore

Eii tumi always rudi er pichone lago keno???

Rahol
(Sunday, March 21, 2004)




zami
(Monday, March 22, 2004)

SB vaia one more plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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