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Bulletins Bulletin : Published and Discussed
Date: Tuesday, March 16, 2004
From: Someone
Subject:
~~~*****Jokes*****~~~
Description:


ASHOL GADHA-

class-e teacher dhuke student der bollen ekhane gadha chara baki shobai boshe poro. Shobai boshlo kintu ekta chele dariye roilo. Teacher jiggesh korlo "ki tumi tahole ashol gadha" student ta bollo "na Sir apnake eka dariye thakte dekhe kharap lagchilo tai apnake shongo diye amio gadha holam".

UMBRELLA REPAIRER-

Umbrella repairer says to the lady "Upar ka kapda nikalna padega aur niche ROD dalna padega", The girl then said, "kuch bhi karo lekin andar pani nehi jana chahiye"

WHEN JAMES BOND CAMES TO BANGLADESH-

James Bond is a stylish hero u know. Whenever people ask him of his name, he answers in his own branded style - "Bond, James Bond". Last year Bond came to Bangladesh for a quick visit. In Noakhali Swimming Complex, he met Pasha.
Pasha asked:
Hey, what`s ur name?
James Bond replied:
Bond
James Bond.
Then Bond asked Pasha the same: And what`s urs?
Pasha replied:
Pasha
Choudhury Pasha
Rahman Choudhury Pasha
Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha
Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha
Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha
Rahman Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha
Fazlur Rahman Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha
Mohammad Fazlur Rahman Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha
Kalam Mohammad Fazlur Rahman Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha
Abul Kalam Mohammad Fazlur Rahman Khan Ibne Saidur Rahman Choudhury Pasha.
From that day on, whenever people ask Bond of his name, he simply replies James Bond.

One man asks another man, "Bhai, aapne koi gesilen?" (where'd u go?) the other man replys, "Goru suri korte" (to steal a cow) the man says, "bhai, eda aapne ki koilen" the man says, "Goru suri te chal ar dhal kinlam" get it, goru suri = grocery. hahahah (it supposidely a naokali joke).

Dui bondhu shob shomoye chitting korey matric, I.A etc. Pash kore esheche. Oder moddhe ekjon chilo buddhimaan & arekta chilo habla. to buddhimaan ta always habla takey help korto porikkahye. Tarpor tara jokhon pora shesh kore job korte jacchilo tokhon:
Habla: "Accha tumi amake job niteo help koro!"
buddhimaan: "Ami tomake job-e kemne help kori? porikkhaye to Question gula jantam kintu job er question gulo to jani na".
Tarpor habla ta jobab
Habla: "tumi amake just answer guloi bole diyo".
buddhimaan: "thikachay".
Tarpor buddhiman take daka holo take proshno kora holo:

Q-1: Bharot er partition kon shaley hoyechey?
Ans-1: Sir hobar kotha chilo 42 shale kintu hoyechey 47 shaley.
Boss: "Beautiful".
tarpor ditiyo proshno kora holo

Q-2: 47 shaler ekjon shaheed er naam bolo.
Ans-2: Sir kakey chere kake bolbo? kono ekjon ke bolle onno der opomaan kora hobe.
Boss: "Wonderful"
tarpor take 3rd proshno kora holo

Q-3: Achha Cancer er karon ta ki?
Ans-3: Sir ekhon to bola jacche na otar gobheshona cholche.
Boss: "excellent"

Ebar daka holo habla take. she tar buddhimaan friend ke jiggesh korlo:
Habla: "achha ki proshno chilo?"
buddhimaan: "tumi to shudhu answer cheyechile tai answer-e bolbo"
Habla: "ha thik ache answer guloi bolo"
buddhimaan: "no-1 answer hoche 42,47. no-2 ta hoche kake chere kake bolbo. ebong no-3 hoche gobheshona cholche".
Tarpor habla ta kapte kapte gelo. Take jiggish kora holo:

Q-1: "Apni kon shale jonmo hoyechen?"
Ans-1: "42 te hobar kotha chilo kintu 47e hoyechi."
Boss: "ki?"
Tarpor take 2nd Quetion jiggish korlo:

Q-2: "Apnar bap er naam ki?"
Ans-2: "Kake chere kake bolbo?"
Boss: (in anger) "apni ki pagol naki?"
Ans: "Gobheshona cholchey".

Ekdin ek boro shoro mota lok markete giyechen. Tar cycle ta baire raikha lok te dokaner vitore gelen baazar korte.
Dosh minute pore lok ta dokan theke baire aashlen. chari dike guira dekhen je taar cycle ta nei. keu unar cycle ta churi kore felechen. tokhon uni chete giye ekta boro crowd jome felechen. boro crowder shamne uni jore jore bolen "Je amar cycle churi korche, tara tari amar cycle de, or naile goto bar amar cycle churi korar pore ami ja korchilam, ekhon ami tai kormu." pura crowd got scared abong ek lok pichon theke aisha cycle ta firod diya gelen.
tokhon boro shoro lok ta satisfied hoya cycle loiya choila jaite loichilo. thik tokhon ek lok crowd theke bollen "ei je bhai, gotobar jokhon aponar cycle churi korchilo, aponi ki korchen?" tokhon boro shoro lok ta bollen "Ji bhai, gotobar jokhon amar cycle churi korchilo, ami haitta bari gechilam."

-Bhai....Apne ki garii kinchen?
--Bolbo
-Acha tikache....bolen
--Bolam na...Bolbo
-Boblo Boblo kortesen kintu bolen to
-Are bhai....Boblo gari kinchi
hahah...get it....He bought A Volvo but he cant say it..


People Discussion
-Gemini-
(Thursday, March 18, 2004)



Deeppurple
(Friday, March 19, 2004)

Second has been too ugly, rest are cool. Thanks for posting..Bye


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