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Bulletin : Published
Tuesday, August 14, 2001
Subject: Stupid answers for stupid questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doin' here?
Stupid Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here......
** In the bus: A heavy lady wearin' pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Stupid Answer: No, not at all,I'm on local
anesthesia.....why don't you try again
*** At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter.....
Stupid Question: Is
the "--------bla bla bla---" dish good??
Stupid Answer: No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it......
**** At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question: Navid, Chickoo, you've become so big....
Stupid Answer: Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself!!!!!(dushtoo chela Navid)
***** When a friend
announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying good?
Stupid Answer: No, he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money..........
****** When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question: Sorry. were you sleepin'?
Stupid Answer: No. I was doin' research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleepin'....you dumb witted moron........
******* When you see a friend with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?
Stupid Answer: No, its autumn and I'm sheddin'......
******** At the dentist when he's stickin' pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Stupid Answer: No it won’t.... It will just bleed
********* You are smokin' a cigarette and a cute girl asks...
Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke!!!!!!
Stupid Answer: Gosh, it's a miracle ............ it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!.........
(Tuesday, August 14, 2001)
hahahahahaha!!! Good one, Bhaia!!
(Wednesday, August 15, 2001)
(Friday, August 17, 2001)
.... moja peyechhi...