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Bulletins Bulletin : Published and Discussed
Date: Monday, March 01, 2004
From: cluster11
Computer Haiku

[NOTE: Forwarded from a colleague]

Maybe we can adopt this technique for communicating with Environment Owners. This may be my favorite computer joke of all time:

Here are 14 actual error messages seen on the computer screens in
Japan, where some are written in Haiku. Aren't these better than
"your computer has performed an illegal operation"?

1. The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more

2. Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall

3. Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask
far too much.

4. Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one
hears your screams.

5. Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like

6. Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is

7. Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The
network is down.

8. A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.

9. Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess
which has occurred?

10. You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page
is not here.

11. Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, but we never

12. Having been erased, the document you're seeking must now be

13. Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared.

14. Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

People Discussion
(Monday, March 01, 2004)


(Monday, March 01, 2004)

Khek Image Code: 03-008 .. Good stuff ..
Rainmillaa Tumar ta copy korlam .. Khek Image Code: 03-008 ..

(Tuesday, March 02, 2004)

. Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess
which has occurred

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