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Wednesday, February 18, 2004
Subject: who was the survivor?????
a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor?
(Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it)
Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
**** Women stop reading here; that is the end of the joke.
**** Men keep scrolling down.
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident!
****Men only- Keep scrolling down!
By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point;
Women never listen!!
(Wednesday, February 18, 2004)
Thanks Sokal! Except for the 'perfect man' thing, the joke relayed everything else perfectly based on facts!!
(Friday, February 20, 2004)
verry funny sokall...u know wht sokall....
Why do women live longer than men?
...Someone has to stick around and clean up after them!and one more
What did God say after creating man?
...Hmm, I can do better!....