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Bulletins Bulletin : Published and Discussed
Date: Friday, January 23, 2004
From: erroneous
Subject:
~~~!!!~~~ Bangla film-er post-mortem ~~~!!!~~~
Description:


samiya tar abbu-ke jiggasha korechilo, "abbu, nayikara ato ghorib keno?". uttore uni(abbu) jiggasha korlen "ke boleche?"......tokhon baccha meyeti bolechilo "dekcho na ei thundar majhe-o brishty-te wet hoye gan gacche n shorire kuno warm cloths nei"

hmmmmm uporer ghotonati shunechialm jolly apur theke n ghotona ghotechilo onar family-te rr picchi meyeti chilo onar vhatiji rrrr shei golpo shunte shunte souvagghokrome(!!!!!!) ekta bangla film dekhe feli(jodio amar majhe ekta kharap auvvash ache jeta holo "dekhte chai kharap koto kharap hote pare, arthath sesh korbo prayojone vomit korbo") jar kichu angsho nimnolikhito:-


nayok kemon hote hole ki ki jugghota thukte/rukhte hobe:--------------hands-legs slim hole-o apotti nei kintu onak boro ekta vhuri thukte hobe(anik naki deshe geche, dekh ekta sujogh pash kina)/jatra, circus team-er lokder moto laal, nill, sobuj colourful dress wear korte hobe/sharadin 5 ton-er boshta ghare kore rukhar samortho thukte hobe nnn kothai kothai nayika-ke kole niye dhei dhei kore nachte hobe(jodio kichudin pore eta perma hoye jai n jokhon neck-er upore na thuke tokhon mann-e hobe "ki jeno nai ki jeno naii"

nayika hisebe projoggho:-----------------kom pokkhe 5 tons weight hotei hobe, beshi hole ashubida nei rrr "aghe ashle aghe paben"-er moto "weight beshi hole aghe nayika hoben"/vocal jemon-e houik na keno kotha bolte hobe nak diye. naki naki kotha chura nayika howa jaina r tai ektu pore pore bolte hobe "hai voghoban" "tumi na ----" "jahh dushtoooo" n bla bla(aubassho navim-er boner konthe shunte kharap laghbe na.......wonder jokhon amake bolbe "jahhh dushtoo" tokhon-to amar breath bhando hoye jabe )/oder-ke khub short dress wear korte hobe jate mathai thuke 'prithibi chuto hoye asche" rr tai nayikara bacchader dress-e uposthapito hoi/rrr cokher polok felar majhe expert hote hobe(second-e at list ---------(jani na koyta bola uchit)

nehhhhhhh movie-er story shomporke kichu bolbo na, tobe kichu common dialouge dicchi(includin' lyrics nn music dances). neway here goes the common dialouges:-------- shotto kunodin chapa thuke na, shotter joy hobei/ma ma ma ma, ami first class first hoyechi(natkir chele-meyera campus-er parshe diye ghurlei --- bla bla hoye jai)/mam shaheb, amora ghorib hote pari kintu amader-o mann bole ekta jinish ache/tumi-e amarr prothom prem prothom vhalobasha/saytannnn!!!! tor ghor-e ki ma-bon nei? jaan debo tobu maan debo na(orbachin meyera, are sobai notunotter abishkar korte chai r era mara jete chai)/villain-er dialouge, "maa bon ache kintu boui neiii.....kuche asho shundori!!!! ha ha ha hi hi hi ho ho ho"/law nijer haat-e tule neben na

ebar be-shurer chitkare kichu lyrics:----- jodi kauike vhalo laghe, pocket shamlao shobar aghe/tumi amar andhar(ondhokar) ghor-e 60 power-er baati, borsha-kale tumi amar handle vanga chati(umbrella)...then ti tue tue(rrr lyrics bolbo na, vomit hoibo)

ebare holo musical dance(ashole etar naam deya uchit, weight loose kora exercise):----- oder dance-e 2ta daph ache jar ekti normal n aunno-ti brishty-te wet hoye.

shadaron exercise: naam shadaron hole-o kahti onekta oshadaron rrr eti kora hoi rashta-ghat, haat, field, goalghar(jekahne gharu rukhe) khorer(straw) sthup......rrrr sabcheye beshi drum bit hobe jokhon ei chorbi-wala nayikagulo tader shorir move korbe(mann-e hobe 7.7 racter scale-e vumikompho hocche)

brishty veja(wet) exercise:--- .................(eta niye kichu likhbo na, pore aunno ekta "rosemary"-er abirvabh hobe je kina oi sthulo nayikar moto amader sobai-ke shurshuri dite chaibe)

kichu common scene-er kotha na bollei noi:----murder korar aghe athro hashi/rape korara ghe hassho-chitkar/athoba nayok-ke voyonkor dolai dile-o mukhe koshter spot dekha jai na kintu nayika jokhon tar saarir achol chire wipe up korte jabe, tokhon mukh-er emon ekta vongi korbe je keui 80 ton weight-er thappor dicche(chutiya)/nayoker hat=pa bedhe various arms show korbe anti hero-ra kintu kill korbe na nayok-ke, baroncho patient sahokare wait korbe nayok kokhon paliye jai(natkir polara)/nayok-nayikar ammu-ke kanna katai parodorshi hote hobe/nayika tar youth-er sotero ana(banglai bole 16 ana) show korbe....ishhhh!!!!! ki kore je nongra sexy appeal dekhai, kutta-o mukh firiye niye screen-er upore pee kore debe"



(icchakrito vhul: icche kore aghe bolini koyekta vomitin'-er tablet mukhe purte rrrr parshe aro koyekta rukhte)


People Discussion
Projapote
(Friday, January 23, 2004)

hi hi amar akta gotona ase cinema nea..amra soporybare cinema hall e giye dake cinema soro hoye gase ar hall andokar..zode o akta lok torch mare seat dekachchelo..atopor apu bolse amra sobay thekmoto bosache kena..ame pase hat dea kawke khoze payne..sodo pa khoze paschelam..takon nize k abeskar kore j ame matete bose ache..hi hi akono cinema dekar katha mone hole hase pay lolz....

Projapote
(Friday, January 23, 2004)

Shybal naton keso leksho bole balo lagse..tobe onak boro..porte onak somoy lage..tarpore o porlam tome lakshoto tay lolz..paze tome janona tome bish ane dale o gyle falbo lolz....saytan age bolone kano bomer tabletr katha....

OLI
(Friday, January 23, 2004)



tobuoto mondo noy chakurir ei durjoger somoy chelepelera kaajto pachche ,houkna 5 tons boye niye berano.ha ha ha

bekarotter bhaar boite aro onek beshi kostho hoy manusher.

ebar asol kotha boli.

aar bangla ,film er kotha bolcho,

ekti kotha boli monojog diye shuno,

gorib dhuki manushero binodoner proyujon ache ,

khub uchu totto ghayner chobi banglar songrami jibon judhdha jonogosthir kachche grohon joggyo hobena,bhebe dekho ei jibon judhdha kara.nijer ghorer kostho dekhte dekhte klamno manúsh film er rupali porday nijeke nayok bhabe ,nayikake kade nite taar kostho howaar kotha noy .

sutorang amader doridro somajer chahidar songhe songoti purno bangla chobir bichar korar somoy ekhono aseni bhaiya,

kaler chokre sob bhujte parbe daridrotar nispeshon koto bhoyonkor hote pare.





Badhon
(Friday, January 23, 2004)

Faita jay fita jay amar poranda fita jay.
Bangla movie er katha soina amar o poranda faita jay
1ta movie daeka ato katha aro dakle ze ki hoyto
Amago filmstar ra onak soktysale maramarer somoy janoarer moto jey cithkar kore
Josh hoyse shybal

KothaoAmiHariyeJabo
(Friday, January 23, 2004)

ami aro kichu boli? Aj Z- tv te ekta classic old song e dekhlam nayok nayikar dukkheey gaise r golai dori lagaichey. Kintu fas howar sate sate dori ta chiirraa geloNayok er dukho theikka aro dukho hoilo je dami dori ta chirra gelo

riyadh
(Friday, January 23, 2004)

dialect gula common. jan dimo to izzot dimona.bodmaes tor gore k ma bon nay.
bai apnera nacher katha koenna.chokh bondo korle o sobdo ahe.gondadar astanay naeka jamon nach nache mono hoy mati fayta jaybo ar nayok kcaly naekar pater deke caiya roy.

Jalabo-Tomay
(Friday, January 23, 2004)

Ame ekto pore comment korum Pora sesh hoynaika Tome saytan mayeder k naye base boleso Ame o chaleder naye comment korbo khikz khikz

Raater-Tara
(Friday, January 23, 2004)

Bangla Chober Nam 1>Kaitta Chillah Lobon Lagaya Dimoh 2>Kayche Tore 3>Palabe Koy 4>Rupe Amar Agon Jole 5>Pramer Sorbonas 6>Gundar Prem

Funny Message Our Proud Bangla Movie

Jalabo-Tomay
(Friday, January 23, 2004)

Tomar atoboro ajgoby posting pore amar o amon akte gotona mone holo Saden chelo sukrobar tv te cinema hoshshelo Kesupore dulabai ese ziggasa korlan cinemar na k Ame bollam Tome Amar Asole cinemar nam e Tome Amar

Dulbai haste haste bolen ameto tomar e eta notun kore bolte hobe nake Mone mone porechalok k onak galy dilam amon namer cinema bananor zonno Aboshsho shybal tome hole lozza petamna Tome to amar e khikz khikz Thukhu tome tomar pocha mayer Ame hoylam tomader kababer maze haddy

Jalabo-Tomay
(Friday, January 23, 2004)

Tome Amar e akhkhan zobbor dialouge ase <Sodo tome aso boley bache ache ame> Aro ase <Ee mon toma k delam benemoye tomar mon ame nelam>

Girgity tome aso bole ame o bache ase Ops kew sonenayto Beses kore beloved gal khikz khikz Ohon eshsa kortase toma k akta hug dea poranda joraete lol Just kidding bador Rag korte hoybona

Ouch
(Saturday, January 24, 2004)

lol Shybal bai.apneo bangla movie dakhen?
amio koyta dakselam nam buyla gase
jalabo tomay apne atho jalan kano?.apner replyo funny

jupitar
(Saturday, January 24, 2004)

^_^Tomar subject ta bangla chober cherabera hoyle jakkas hoyto.Hindi ar x-file serial dakhte dakhte somoy payna Bangla chobe dakhte hi hi.^_^


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