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Bulletins Bulletin : Published and Discussed
Date: Thursday, January 08, 2004
From: ima
Subject:
Chicken VS Road
Description:


Why did the chicken cross the road?

Aristotle: To actualize its potential.

Wolfgang von Beethoven: What? Speak up.

Bill the Cat: Oop Ack. Ppthpt.

Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.

George Bush: To face a kinder, gentler thousand points of headlights.

Caesar: To come, to see, to conquer.

Joseph Conrad: Mistah Chicken, he dead.

Salvador Dali: The fish.

Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.

Thomas Dequincy: Because it ran out of opium.

Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.

Michel Foucault: It did so because the dicourse of crossing the road left it no choice; the police state was oppressing it.

Robert Frost: To cross the road less traveled by.

Zsa Zsa Gabor: It probably crossed to get a better look at my legs, which, thank goodness, are good, dahling.

Gilligan: The traffic started getting rough; the chicken had to cross. If not for the plumage of its peerless tail, the chicken would be lost. The chicken would be lost!

Johann Friedrich von Goethe: The eternal hen-principle made it do it.

John Paul Jones: It has not yet begun to cross!

Groucho Marx: Chicken? What's all this talk about chicken? Why, I had an uncle who thought he was a chicken. My aunt almost divorced him, but we needed the eggs.

Karl Marx: To escape the bourgeois middle-class struggle.

Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road.
J. Danforth Quayle: Ite sawe ae potatoee.

Ronald Reagan: Well, I forget.

William Shakespeare: I don't know why, but methinks I could rattle off a hundred-line soliloquy without much ado.

Socrates: To pick up some hemlock at the corner druggist.

George Washington: Actually, it crossed the Delaware with me back in 1776. But most history books don't reveal that I bunked with a birdie during the duration.

Mae West: I invited it to come up and see me sometime.

VenityPress: an attempt to make me laugh or perhaps to look for Danny the squirrel.

Sabrina: to have a friendly bicker with oh!so!wise! Vee-nee-tee.

Rony_Salem: because my camel was chasing it.



People Discussion
ima
(Thursday, January 08, 2004)

Rony_Salman (sorry)

jaceco
(Thursday, January 08, 2004)

"Thomas Dequincy: Because it ran out of opium." Ima what is this new obsession with chickens? This posting is pretty cool though. thanks.

sarah
(Thursday, January 08, 2004)

ima: to join the "chicken revolution corporation"..to take part in our evolutionary demonstration where its chickens against the man!!..hahaha chickypuuuuuuu ar imaconomistpu dakbo na

Ganet
(Thursday, January 08, 2004)

lolz hehehe

kadamfuul
(Thursday, January 08, 2004)

hey ima the great...cooollllllll.....thanks

Rony Salman
(Thursday, January 08, 2004)

Nice one Ima, add the following one too

Ima: The chicken cross the road to meet the people on the other side and campaign about Ima's chicken revolution!!


Rony Salman
(Thursday, January 08, 2004)

correction...read above as...the chicken crossed the road...

ima
(Friday, January 09, 2004)

hi kadamful, thanks.

Lombuuu jeeeeeeeeee..u are just great .. good one apuni..

Rony bhai..i have added ur one also..nice one


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