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Bulletins Bulletin : Published and Discussed
Date: Wednesday, January 07, 2004
From: Sb
Subject:
With apologies to Lawyers.. :p
Description:


Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?

Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?

Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

Q: Mr. Slattery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?
A: I went to Europe, sir.
Q: And you took your new wife?

Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?

Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.


Questions withdrawn...

Q: And the youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?
Q: Now the defendent, did he kill you?
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?
Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?
Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?


People Discussion
-Gemini-
(Wednesday, January 07, 2004)

...Q: And the youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?
Q: Now the defendent, did he kill you?
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?
Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?
Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?

Where did u get these??!!
Kinda makes me wonder what kinda lawyer you'd make!

Sb
(Wednesday, January 07, 2004)

Q: -Gemini- tumi agey boka asila na ekhon boka hoiso?


.....[question withdrawn]

lotorpotor
(Wednesday, January 07, 2004)

very funny SB


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