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Bulletins Bulletin : Published and Discussed
Date: Monday, January 05, 2004
From: Sabrina
Subject:
Bush and the Queen
Description:


> > President George Bush was on a trip to several European countries.
While
>visiting England, he is invited to tea with the Queen.
> >
> > He asked her what her leadership philosophy is.
> >
> > She said that it is to surround herself with intelligent people.
> >
> > He asked how she knows if they are intelligent.
> >
> > "I do so by asking them the right questions" said the Queen. "Allow me
to
>demonstrate."
> >
> > The Queen phoned Tony Blair, put him on the speaker phone and said,
"Mr
>Prime Minister, please answer this question for me: Your mother has a
child,
>your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who

>is it?"
> >
> > Tony Blair responded, "It's me, m'am"
> >
> > "Correct, thank you and goodbye sir" said the Queen
> >
> > She hung up and said "Did you get that, Mr. President?"
> >
> > "Yes, 'm'am, thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"
> >
> > Upon returning home, he decides he'd better put some of his old
friends
>to
>the test.
> >
> > He calls Dick Cheney first and says, "Hi Dick, I wonder if you can
answer
>a question for me?"
> >
> > "Why of course, Mr. President, What's on your mind?"
> >
> > "Well your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this
>child
>is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
> >
> > Cheney hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get
back
>to you ?"
> >
> > Bush agrees and Cheney hangs up.
> >
> > Cheney immediately calls members of his staff and they puzzle over the

>question for several hours but nobody can come up with the answer.
>Finally, in desperation Cheney calls Colin Powell at the State Department
>and explains his problem.
> >
> > "Now look here, Colin, your mother has a child, your father has a
child,
>and this child is not your brother or your sister, Who is it?" Powell
>answers immediately "It's me of course, you idiot"
> >
> > Much relieved, Cheney rushes back to call Bush and exclaims, "I know
the
>answer sir, I know who it is!! It's Colin Powell!!"
> >
> > And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's Tony Blair!" :))))


People Discussion
VanityPress
(Monday, January 05, 2004)

Very funny, Sabrina. So, what's the moral of the story. I would say,
if the leader is "clever but intellectually challenged", chances are, the followers will act the same way. Hey, that was my thought of day...

ssswamje
(Monday, January 05, 2004)

goood one....keep it up.

Sabrina
(Monday, January 05, 2004)

I would say, birds of a feather ... if I had a nickle for your every thought of the day!!! ... on a different note, did u party hard on the new years vanity?

Rony Salman
(Monday, January 05, 2004)

Saw this Bush joke before a few times, but I like it every time I see it! I know what's in there, but every time I read it to the last line!! Thanks Sabrina!

Sabrina
(Tuesday, January 06, 2004)

I would say, birds of a feather ... if I had a nickle for your every thought of the day!!! ... on a different note, did u party hard on the new years vanity?

ima
(Tuesday, January 06, 2004)

good one.

VanityPress
(Tuesday, January 06, 2004)

This is how Id like to depict my midnight escapade:

I partied hard, I partied wild.
I screamed loud, I danced all night.
I started the spark, fire engulfed the sky.
I smiled at her, stars fell from the high.
I promised the new, the old faded in the void.
I dreamt too long, the slumber just ended.


Shuumi
(Wednesday, January 07, 2004)

very funny sabrina


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