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Bulletins Bulletin : Published and Discussed
Date: Sunday, December 28, 2003
From: Sb
Subject:
English...The Italian man who went to Malta......
Description:


Wona day I'm gonna to Malta to biga hotel. Ina morning, I go downa to eata breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna 2 pieces of toast. She brings me only one piece. I tell her I want to(two) piece. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I want 'two' 'piece' on the my plate. She say you better not piss on the plate you son of a beach (b***h). I don't even know the lady and she calling me son of a beach.

Later I go to eata at a bigger restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife but no fock (fork). I tella I wanted the fock. She telle me everyony wanna fock (*). I tella you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you son of a 'beach'.

So I go back to my home ina hotel. And there is no sheets on the bed. Call the manager, I'm telle him, I wanna 'sheet'. He telle me to go to the toilet. I say you no understand I wanna 'sheet' on my bed. He say you better not 'sheet' on the bed, you son of a 'beach'.

I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say " piss (peace) on you" and I say "piss on you, too, you son of a 'beach'". I'm gonna back to Italia.

Ps: no intention whatsoever to malign any particular race/person. just for pure fun.


People Discussion
cuty
(Sunday, December 28, 2003)



-koli-
(Sunday, December 28, 2003)



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ontora ..
(Sunday, December 28, 2003)

copy elephant,copy mouse ,copy cat ..copy ghost ...
copy n paste nothing else

cuty
(Sunday, December 28, 2003)

ontora tik bolcho-ami a mail- koyek b2k er chatters ke forward korechilam!sb

Rahol
(Sunday, December 28, 2003)


Heard dat B4 .. Fa funny ..

Cuty & ontora

Sb
(Monday, December 29, 2003)

Onto.. ami e tokey fwd korsilam... gadhi

-crOss-
(Monday, December 29, 2003)

Image Code: 03-003...

Ganet
(Monday, December 29, 2003)




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