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Bulletin : Published
Friday, July 27, 2001
Faster Than A Speedin' Bullet
Superman was feelin' bored after a long break of crime fightin' and
wanted to go out and party..... so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to
go to a club n pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill n he
had to look after him.
A little disappointed, Superman called Spider Man to see if
he fancied a few beers. Spider Man told him he had a date with Cat
As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonder Woman's apartment
to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman
naked on the bed with her legs open. Superman thought to himself "I'm
faster than a speedin' bullet, I could be in there, have sex n out
again before she knew what was happening".... So Superman did his
"super thing" in a split second and flies off happily.........
Meanwhile, on the bed, Wonder woman asked, "Did you hear anythin'?"
"No," said the Invisible Man,...."But my ass sure hurts!"!!!!!!!!!!
A blonde went outside to check her mailbox, and her neighbor kept an eye
on her......she had no mail, so she went back inside her house.
later, the same blonde went outside for the 2nd time to check her mailbox
n still..... she had no mail n the neighbor was confused!!!!!!!!!!
later, again the woman comes outside to check her mailbox for the 3rd
time n again, she had no mail. This time, her neighbor went up to her
and said, "The Mailman won't be here for another 3 more hours, why do you
keep on checkin' your mail?".
The blonde said, "Oh, because my computer
keeps on sayin', "You've got mail".......