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Bulletins Bulletin : Published and Discussed
Date: Sunday, July 22, 2001
From: shybal

Jesus and Satan

Jesus and Satan were havin' an ongoin' argument about who was better on his computer. They had been goin' at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job."

So down Satan and Jesus sat at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent email. They sent out email with attachments. They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job.

About ten minutes before their time was up, lightning flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured, and, of course, the electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them rebooted their computer Satan started searchin' frantically, screamin' "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everythin' when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printin' out all of his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became very irate: "Wait! He must have cheated......How did he do that?"

God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."

What a BITCH

Some friends were sittin' at the bar talkin' about their professions......

The first guy says, "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... "Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist"

The second guy says, "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know.... Double Income, No Kids."

The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to one of the women and ask her, "What are you?"

She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you now.... Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."

The second woman answers before being asked -"BITCH."

"What exactly is a BITCH?!?", they ask in unison. "Babe In Total Control of Herself."

So ladies, next time somebody calls you "Bitch" - SMILE...and say "Thank You!!"

People Discussion
cactus of-morubhumi
(Sunday, July 22, 2001)

ta shybal mia bhai
ladies will smile and say thank you, when people say BITCH.
what we have to say to make you smile and say thank you ??

(Sunday, July 22, 2001)

to make him smile we should call him Bastard.


(Sunday, July 22, 2001)

wowwwwww!!!!!ya r fuckin' excelent, freedom of speech n......its tooo much for me to carry all of surname.......

(Sunday, July 22, 2001)

n ya Zia......ya ain't old enough to get the "adult joke"!!! why ya ppl 've to take every shit seriously? i ain't mind..........kothata sesh korlam naaaa(keui complete korba e-ashay)

cactus of-morubhumi
(Sunday, July 22, 2001)

that nice freedomofspeech
and shybal mia bhai
aami aasole ekta joke khujchilam je ki nam deoua jay aapnake kintu aapni seta ke onno bhabe nilen,
aasole aapni ekta
stupid, hansome ,
Inteligent and

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