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Bulletins Bulletin : Published and Discussed
Date: Monday, December 08, 2003
From: sarah
Subject:
an attempt to explain lifes pattern...:P
Description:


Life Explained

On the first day Lord created cow. And Lord said, "You must go to the field
with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give
milk to support the farmer.
I will give you a life span of sixty years."
Cow said, "That's a kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty
years. Let me have twenty years and I'll give back the other forty." And
Lord agreed.

On the second day Lord created dog. And to dog, Lord said, "Sit all day by
the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.
I will give you a life span of twenty years."
Dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give
back the other ten. So Lord agreed (sigh).

On the third day Lord created monkey. Lord said, "Entertain people, do
monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty year life span."
Monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so.
Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay? And Lord agreed
again.

On the fourth day Lord created man. Lord said, "Eat, sleep, play, enjoy. Do
nothing, just enjoy, enjoy. I'll give you twenty years."
Man said, "What? Only twenty years? No way man. Tell you what, I'll take my
twenty, and the forty cow gave back, and the ten monkey gave back, and the
ten dog gave back. That makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said Lord. "You've got a deal."

So that is why for the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, enjoy, and do
nothing; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family;
for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren;
and for the last ten years we sit in front of the house and bark at
everybody.

Life has now been explained.


People Discussion
ima
(Monday, December 08, 2003)

....i am not looking forward to getting old..

ontora ..
(Monday, December 08, 2003)

goshhhhhh.... last 20 yrs i don,t want it any moreeeeee..but poor me i just passed my early 20 yrss. so now i ,m a slave oh no
sari wanna give u a gift sweet heart want to give my last 60 yrs tui amar hoye act like a slave n do monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren;
and for the last ten years u better sit in front of the house and bark at loveeeeee u sweet heart ...have a nice travellllll.ll miss u so muchhh

sarah
(Monday, December 08, 2003)

imapu......its time..to get old!! ...areh ori..manush er deya gift ke return korte hoi na chih chih ...beti buri hoye gechish ..already slave giri korchish ..jokhon kina toke ami amar years diyechi tokhon to khushi khushi niyechili r ekhon ei rong??...badrami naki tor bhalo jache na..beti class n style de tor badrami te...complains shunchi tor naam e ..love u twoooo ima pu n orii janemannn muuuuuuuuuahhh!

sarah
(Monday, December 08, 2003)

imapu......its time..to get old!! ...areh ori..manush er deya gift ke return korte hoi na chih chih ...beti buri hoye gechish ..already slave giri korchish ..jokhon kina toke ami amar years diyechi tokhon to khushi khushi niyechili r ekhon ei rong??...badrami naki tor bhalo jache na..beti class n style de tor badrami te...complains shunchi tor naam e ..love u twoooo ima pu n orii janemannn muuuuuuuuuahhh!

sarah
(Monday, December 08, 2003)

dhurrroooo amar shatei emon keno hoi ..dui bar posting!!..oh well majority wins..meaning i love u two ..times two!! hehehe

-crOss-
(Tuesday, December 09, 2003)

Sarah Di..
Human Life is Soooooooo Valulesss...!!!!!???
Amra Goru, Sagol, Kukur, vera, banor ar cheyeo Nikristo, tai na..?

ArospO
(Tuesday, December 09, 2003)

Heheheheh Sarah, where I read this Life pattern before, It was meant for Men Only(No Offend)..ami ki korbo, lekha tho chilo cheleder kotha, ami just porechi!!!!


ArospO
(Tuesday, December 09, 2003)

Ooooppppsss Sorry, this is about men too, so I am not the only one!



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