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Bulletin : Published
Sunday, November 30, 2003
Subject: Muslim Pick Up Lines
1. "OH MY GOSH! I just saw part of your hair, now you're obliged to marry me."
2. "Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you."
3. "I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam."
4. "To watch you pray is a sin of its own."
5. "Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?"
6. "You can't play basketball with a jilbab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life."
7. "Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part..."
8. "Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me fulfill my deen?"
9. "Wanna pray in jamaat? shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?"
10. "Assalamualaikum, so what time does a hurain (beaut! iful person from Jannah) like you have to be back in paradise?"
11. What school of thought do you follow because I thought about you all through school
12. Can I have your wali's phone number?
13. So, read any good Surahs lately?
14. Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter.
15. Would you like to see my collection of Bukhari's?
16. Lets get married so I dont have to lower my gaze everytime you walk in the room
17. Didn't we meet when I went on Hajj/fought Jihad/ on the day we testified Allah was our lord?
(Sunday, November 30, 2003)
Yo really a jakkas of cut paste//Yo do know what is Jakkas Do yo not -Gemini-?///Yea it is Jack ass lolo lolo ////Yo can have all guys number - Gemini- lolo lolo lolo
(Monday, December 01, 2003)
dude...wotz ur prob
if ya dont like me...and only u can tell dat
then u can always ignore me...aint dyin for anyone's attention