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Bulletins Bulletin : Published and Discussed
Date: Thursday, November 27, 2003
From: -koli-
Subject:
doya koriya nij dayitte hashiben!!!!!!
Description:


dui bondhu cheating kore sob somoi ssc e hsc pass korechey. ekjon chilo budhiman r ekjon habla. budhiman ta hablatake help korto. er por jokhon ora job er jonno apply kourbe tokhon:

habla: bondho tui amake help kor!
budhiman: ami toke job pete ki kore help korbo? exam er question gulo jana chilo, kintu job interview er ta jani na.
habla: tui amake sudhu answer gulo bole dis!
budhiman: acha!

ekhon ora interview dichey:

budhiman :
Q: varotborsher bivajon(devided) kobe hoyechey?
A: Sir hobar kotha chilo 42 te…kintu hoyechey 47-e
boss: beutifulllll!!!!
Q: 47-er ekjon sohid er naam boloto?
A: sir, kake rekhey kake bolbo? kono ekjon ke bolle onnojon ke opoman kora hoi.
boss: wonderfullll!!!!!
Q: acha cancer er karon ki?
A: Sir, ekhoni bola jachey na, otar gobeshona(research) cholchey.
boss: excellent!!

ebar daka holo habla ke. se tar budhiman bondhuke ask korlo:

habla: acha ki ki proshno chilo?
budhiman: ekhon to eto bolar somoi nai, tui sudhu answer gulo jene ne!!
A1: hobar kotha chilo 42 e kintu hoyechey 47-e
A2: kake rekhey kake bolbo? kono ekjon ke bolle onnojon ke opman kora hoi.
A3: ekhuni bola jachey na, otar gobeshona cholchey!

ebar habla interviewroom e gelo

Q: apni kon sale jonmogrohon korechen?
A: sir, hobar kotha chilo 42-e kintu hoyechey 47-e.
boss: ki?!!!!!!
Q: apnar babar naam ki?
A: sir, kake rekhey kake bolbo? kono ekjon ke bolle onnojon ke opoman kora hoi.
Q: (rege giye) apni ki pagol naki?
A: Sir, ekhoni bola jachey na, otar gobeshona cholchey.


joke 2:
interviewroom e ek jubok ke proshno kora holo:

bolunto : docter ashibar purbe rogi mara gelo" er english translation ki hobe?
: etar english pari na sir, kintu arbi ta pari!
: arbi ta paren! thik achey seta bolun.
: innalillahe owa innalillahe razeun.





#nervous#...vanity press dekhchey nato#nervous#



People Discussion
shormy
(Thursday, November 27, 2003)

hashte parlam na......dukkhito!

dark_angel
(Thursday, November 27, 2003)

1st joke ta joss hoiseeee.....

ima
(Thursday, November 27, 2003)

first joke was good...heheeh

Sb
(Thursday, November 27, 2003)

u hv reasons to be nervous koli jee... after all self proclaimed "valued-users" of bb.. thier opinions and suggestions do matter!

-Gemini-
(Thursday, November 27, 2003)

hahaha
yea becareful Koli..noyto hoyto koidin pore arekta posting dekhbo with ur name in it


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