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Bulletins Bulletin : Published and Discussed
Date: Tuesday, October 28, 2003
From: VanityPress
Subject:
Deep Thoughts
Description:


In a perfect world, every man would be blessed with the wisdom of owning a copy of the "Matrix".

In that perfect world every woman would seek after that wise-man who owns a copy of the "Matrix".

And in that perfect world the woman would endure repeated viewing of the "Matrix".



People Discussion
cluster11
(Tuesday, October 28, 2003)

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy (SNL)

I remember the time when I was a little kid and I overheard my parents talking about living hand to mouth and having no money. I knew what I had to do. Hide that piggy bank somewhere where no one else can find it!

ima
(Wednesday, October 29, 2003)

How fortunate that we live in an imperfect world, we (women) are already blessed with the wisdom of owning a copy of the "Matrix". Hence, NO need to seek after the so called wise-man* …....


Sabrina
(Wednesday, October 29, 2003)

I agree, except there is a small glitch in your own line of thought. You ignored a very important assumption in your theory (maybe shortsighted by the sexist arrogance some men possess!! Alas!!!). In the real world, almost every woman loves the “Matrix,” as well: the hiatus between the real and the ideal is almost tending to zero in this case. Therefore, with that constraint taken off the equation, with "endure" replaced by "enjoyment," and with men and women in pursuit of the same wisdom, the equation can be formed slightly differently:



Men blessed with the wisdom of owning a copy of the “Matrix” + Women blessed with the wisdom of owning a copy of the “Matrix” = A perfect world :)



VanityPress
(Wednesday, October 29, 2003)

Presumptuous – maybe, since observation leads to presumption; sexist – definitely not. Considering the implicit statistics cited by Ima and Sabrina and not to mention the ingenious equation devised by Sabrina, I should revise my Deep Thoughts. So, here’s the revision:

In a real (or imperfect) world, every man would be blessed with the wisdom of seeking after those women who own a copy of the “Matrix” so as not to spend money on buying an extra one.

In that imperfect world repeated mutual viewing of “Matrix” would accentuate the enjoyment resulting in a perfect world thereof.

VanityPress
(Wednesday, October 29, 2003)

Nice going Cluster, I remember watching that episode of SNL.

Sabrina
(Thursday, October 30, 2003)

Now that's deep! Well done!! Although I'd suggest everyone should have his or her own copy to avoid conflict :)

Sabrina
(Thursday, October 30, 2003)

I agree, except there is a small glitch in your own line of thought. You ignored a very important assumption in your theory (maybe shortsighted by the sexist arrogance some men possess!! Alas!!!). In the real world, almost every woman loves the “Matrix,” as well: the hiatus between the real and the ideal is almost tending to zero in this case. Therefore, with that constraint taken off the equation, with "endure" replaced by "enjoyment," and with men and women in pursuit of the same wisdom, the equation can be formed slightly differently:



Men blessed with the wisdom of owning a copy of the “Matrix” + Women blessed with the wisdom of owning a copy of the “Matrix” = A perfect world :)



VanityPress
(Thursday, October 30, 2003)




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