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Bulletins Bulletin : Published and Discussed
Date: Tuesday, October 28, 2003
From: ima
Subject:
A quick, easy-to-understand guide to political ideologies .....
Description:


FEUDALISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbours help you to take care of them, and you all share the milk.

APPLIED COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both of and shoots you.

MILITARISM: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbours decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbours pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

AMERICAN DEMOCRACY: The government promises to give you two cows if you vote for it. After the election, the president is impeached for speculating in cow futures. The press dubs the affair “cowgate”. The cow sues you for breach of contract.

BRITISH DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. You feed them sheep brains and they go mad. The government doesn’t do anything.

EUROPEAN DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. After that it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out the forms accounting for the missing cows.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

TOTALITARIANISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS: You are associated with (the concept of “ownership” is a symbol of the heliocentric, warmongering, intolerant past) two different aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines of non-specific gender.

COUNTERCULTURE: Wow,dude, there’s like..these two cows, man. You have got to have some of this milk.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonic lessons.

B2KISM: B2K has two cows (well we have more than two cows as evident by the picture on the home page), we (the members) look after the cows and share the milk and live happily ever after. Love, Peace and Harmony.


People Discussion
-koli-
(Tuesday, October 28, 2003)

..i m wid b2klism

British democracy shuld be like dis...u have two cows. one for bush brithday gift...another for 4th july



ssswamje
(Tuesday, October 28, 2003)

ima
which one is suitable for bangladesh???
do we have to make another different idiology for bangladesh??
koli....goood thinking...

ima
(Tuesday, October 28, 2003)

koli sis..good one..!!! As for Bangladesh ....any suggestions are welcome @ ssswamje

ima
(Tuesday, October 28, 2003)

Last but not least ...
BANGLADESHI DEMOCRACY: The government promises to give you two cows if you vote for it. After the election, it shares the two cows and the milk promised to you with fellow ministers.




ArospO
(Tuesday, October 28, 2003)

For bangladeshi Democracy, how about:
Govt has two cows. Promise you to give them if you vote for it. After election, you get the dummy cow to show it to the country, and if u complain u become vanish and never found!



-koli-
(Tuesday, October 28, 2003)

Bangladeshi democracy: The governmetn promises u two cow if u vote for it. After election they show 1 cow n eat da another up. To celbrate their victory. Then you have to wait another election...n 2nd cow is gone too

jaceco
(Tuesday, October 28, 2003)

BANGLADESH DEMOCRACY: You have two cows, if you are related or have some connection to the cows you will get their milk, otherwise ur left to graze the ground like everybody else. By the way.....coincidentally we do have two cows...khaleda and hasina.....

ssswamje
(Tuesday, October 28, 2003)

hey jaceco
what about ershad and nijami???two bull????

boyati
(Tuesday, October 28, 2003)

The party that promised you 2 cows, unfortunately lost in the election and became major opposition... so u wait another 5 years and at last when u get the promised cows, they've lost their fertility... this is real fact for our bangladeshis...now u decide what the idiology should be named.


Virus
(Wednesday, October 29, 2003)

impressing writing ima..enjoy korlam khub..keep it up...

-Ebong-Ami-
(Wednesday, October 29, 2003)

Yeah...agree Virus da....really impressive...besh moja laglo..haha

ontora ..
(Wednesday, October 29, 2003)

nice posting ima apu.take care api.kemon acho tumi

dark_angel
(Thursday, October 30, 2003)

nice one..

ima
(Friday, October 31, 2003)

10q...shobai ke good to that u guys enjoyed it..


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