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Bulletins Bulletin : Published and Discussed
Date: Friday, October 10, 2003
From: Dewal
Subject:
`````!!!!!````` hathath bipod(ekdin)..........`````!!!!!`````
Description:


-: den na vhai......................
--: uhhhhhhhh!!!!! ja to beshto achi, maaf korrrrr
-: ohhhh!!!!!! vhai 2 din na kheye achi, mara jabooo
--: ja vagh, toder morai uchit.......tora shomaj-er shatru
-: emon koren keno? apnader moto iter build baari nei bole ki, emni more jete bolben?
--: jalash na to, geli opokarii shatruuuuuu!!!!!!
-: amarrrrr vhaigo/bhandu, den na thuita(2ta) -----------
--: khuchra nei, ja palaaaa
-: raghen keno vhai? khuchra kore nite parbo(khuchra blood)
--: naaaa, vhari jhalatoo!!!! gotokal blood test kore jenechi extra blood nei........
-: den vhai, 2 fota blood kheye bachi(moshar jibon)
--: (chotash chotash) ne dilam --------(2ta thappor diye bollo nijer mann-e "ja shala")

(hatahth kore kottheke jeno police-er abirvabh holo bangla film-er motooooo)

---: "you rrrrrr under arrest"
--: (obak hoye) amar aporadhhhh?
---: akromon na kora shotte-o ekti niriho prani(mosha) hotta kora nnn etar maddhome poribesh-e moshar varshammo noshto korar aporadhe apnake greftar kora holo........morever, "hottar proman hisebe (illegale arms) apnar haat 2ta cease korlam)


***navim tokhon village-e giyechilo nnn khub icche hocchilo fishin' korar nn sedin brishty hocchilo.......rrrr navim-er aunty(jader sekhane giyechilo) navim-er monovabh bujte pere bollo(onar darona, winter season-e khub easily fish dora jai) "ja tui(navim) kichu fish dore ann"

navim fishin' korte gelo n kichu pore fire ashlo rrr navim-er aunty obak cokhe bollen "se kire tui wet holina kintu fish dorli ki koreee?"..........

uttore navim bollo "jekhan theke fish catch korechi, sekhane pani chilo naaaa"(ashole gadha-ta bajar theke fish kine enechilo)

*** gotishima(limit) break kore drive korar aporadhe bastard shybal-ke thumano holo nn je kothopokthon holo, seta nimnorup:-----

officer: apnarr drivin' license nn insurance dekhi
bastard shybal: neiiiiii 'caz ami car churi korechiii.....
officer: churiiiii!!!!! eta chorai gaariii?
bastard shybal: jhii nn gaarir globebox-e amar pistol-ta rakahr shomoi sekahne kichu papers dekhechilam
officer: apnar globebox-e tahole pistol-o ache

(then arooooo bla bla nnn officer-ti another officer-ke inform kore niye ashlo)

officer eshe same question korlo nnn dekhte pelo gaarir papers ache nn box-e kuno pistol nei!!!!!!!

another officer(boro): apni ki kindly apnar bonnet-ta khulben(caz agher cop alraedy janiyechen sekhane ekta dead body ache), neway sekhane-o kichu neii bole officer bollen "kichu bujte parchi na, atahcho amake call kore bollo eta chorai gaari/papers nei/box-e gun ache nn bonnet-e dead body ache"
bastard shybal: tai nakii? hmmmmm, ami challenge kore bolte pari "oiiii betta(another cop je kina stop korechilo speedin'-er jonno) nischoi boleche "ami speed limit break kore drive korchilam, kii boleni".......


People Discussion
kolpona
(Friday, October 10, 2003)


ha ha ha ha ha moshar jibon megher chalaki ar nijer samporke emon shabdo porihar korai balo. jodio jani tumi karo kotha sunbena.

DinkAl
(Friday, October 10, 2003)

Who killed the mosquito & what is the name of that police? We will strike against police officer and bring out the mosquito killer from the jail

Next two jokes are more funnier and more wisdom than first one. Can i make you a request dewal? Can you stop calling shybal a bastard? Is shybal your enemy?

gorar-dim
(Friday, October 10, 2003)

gorar dim gorar dim ato boro keno lekha? apne kego DinkAl apne Dewalkeo cihenena stupid shybalkeo cihenena? baijan/apuni DinkAl apne sabdan kutta hoite

labonno
(Saturday, October 11, 2003)

baia tumi onak pocha ami ki boli tumi sunonatumake bolesi bad wordta nijer namer sathe use na korte tobuo tumi korso tumi pocha pocha bhaia

dinkal apni hoito amader forum e notun tai janenna ke shybal ar ke dewal. dewale holo amar pocha shybal bai ar pocha baiata nijke boka dia always katha bole

labonno
(Saturday, October 11, 2003)

amader police emon e baia manush kill korle dhakhe o dhakhe na. navim bai onok clever tai bazar hote mach enasan bristyte na bije ar tumi ticket skip korar jonno ato natok korle.ameki right bolini pazhi bhaia? love you baia.

Tumar choto ammu

ima
(Saturday, October 11, 2003)



-koli-
(Saturday, October 11, 2003)

>>>nice jokes......offensive words gulo kete porle valoi

riyadh
(Saturday, October 11, 2003)

Funniest PostinG Dude

Nilpadmo
(Saturday, October 11, 2003)

Hey stupid kisob publish koro? Onokdin pore aslam Kemon acho? Posting dekche mone hoy dui Bondu onok anondei acho. Miss koresho Amake? Jani koroni. Tomar moto heartless er kasche Miss word er value nai. Ki holo ze nizeke bokte suru korle abar

Pocha Maye nia posting koy?. Balu lage tumar feelings porte stupid. Tumake miss korbona Satanke miss kortha nai

sarah
(Saturday, October 11, 2003)

..moshar ta atooo funny hahahahaha


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