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Bulletins Bulletin : Published and Discussed
Date: Friday, September 26, 2003
From: Someone
Subject:
Lawyear Jokes
Description:


Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.

Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.

Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.

A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this particular brain store. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains.

"How much does it cost for engineer brain?"

"Three dollars an ounce."

"How much does it cost for programmer brain?"

"Four dollars an ounce."

"How much for lawyer brain?"

"$1,000 an ounce."

"Why is lawyer brain so much more?"

"Do you know how many lawyers we had to kill to get one ounce of brain?"


People Discussion
ontora ..
(Friday, September 26, 2003)

so funny .nice posting some one. take care.

lotorpotor
(Saturday, September 27, 2003)

kew lawyer thakle to mamla kore debe someone
shabdhane theko

Aunto
(Saturday, September 27, 2003)

...but it's not true ofcourse

ssswamje
(Saturday, September 27, 2003)

aasole e lawyer ra alada srishti...............nice joke

Someone
(Saturday, September 27, 2003)

thank u all

Ashaaaa
(Saturday, September 27, 2003)




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