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Bulletins Bulletin : Published and Discussed
Date: Thursday, September 25, 2003
From: moner-manush
Subject:
Shayari & Add in Computer Language
Description:


Tumse mila main kal to,mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!



Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif



Aisa bhi nahin hai ke,I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein,nahin hai enough disk space



Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon,tum nahi ho Ash,
Phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera,system hota hai crash



jo sadiyon se hota aaya hai...woh repeat kar doonga
tu naa mili to tujhe....Shift delete kar doonga



company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain...aur lonely hain
problem hai ki bus voh...read only hain



shayad mere pyar ko taste...karna bhool gaye
dil ko aisa cut kiya...ke paste karna bhool gaye



woh samajhte hain dil tod diya to hum dead hain
woh nahin jaante ki is dil main aur kitne thread hain



tumhare samne hain itne sample ...kabhi hamein bhi pick karo
hamare pyar ke icon pe....kabhi to click karo

Computer Programs Advertisment Department ki new Ad's

Boy - "I am a PB boy"
Girl - "I am a PB gal"
"Badte bacho ke liye complete software - Powerbuilder"

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"Eat bugs, Sleep bugs.....Do only debugs"

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Internet Programmer - "I got the ASP power , now u go get it!!!"

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"Microsoft office - Nothing official about it !!!"

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"Software ki raksha karta hein Norton Anti virus
Norton anti virus hai jaha, System safe hein vaha..."

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Project Manager - I want the code today....
Programmer - 2 minutes
"Programmer ka kam kare asaan,
Duniya bhar me hai iski shaan...
VB....VB.....VB"

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" The complete software ....since 1802"-COBOL

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Project Manager - "ActiveX is the secret of my program"
Programmers - " Our programs"

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Husband - 'Thak gaya hoon mein"
Wife give's him instant cofee and says
" To create instant miracle....Use Oracle"



Enjoy!!!!!!


People Discussion
sarah
(Thursday, September 25, 2003)

nice ones moner manush hehehehe

-crOss-
(Thursday, September 25, 2003)



ArospO
(Thursday, September 25, 2003)

Funnyyyy!


Aunto
(Friday, September 26, 2003)

Main aur mere Computer...aksar yeh baatein karte hain...ki aaj WOH nehi to keya hua...Online pe tanki to mar saqte hain....
...................sab se bara khilari ~~moner-manush~~


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