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Bulletins Bulletin : Published and Discussed
Date: Sunday, September 21, 2003
From: Sb
Subject:
Business terms
Description:


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, "I am very rich.Marry me!"

That's Direct Marketing.


You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich.Marry him."

That's Advertising.


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and get her telephone number.

The next day you call and say, "Hi,I'm very rich.Marry me."

That's Telemarketing.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink.

You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her aride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich.Will you marry me?"

That's Public Relations.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich.."

That's Brand Recognition.


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, "I'm rich.Marry me"

She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That's Customer Feedback


People Discussion
---aragon---
(Sunday, September 21, 2003)



ArospO
(Sunday, September 21, 2003)

Mora, tor r Amar Business term ta ki re??


laizu
(Sunday, September 21, 2003)

>>>> good way to define business terms....

Sb
(Sunday, September 21, 2003)

Sb meets Opsora at a party. They fell in itish pitish at first sight.

That's Mutual Bond

Opsora agei buri asilo.. ekhon aro buri hoye gelo...

That's Depriciation over time.

Deen e deen e Opsora aro buri hoia gelo. Ekhon Opsora Sb er ghar e boisha khaay

That`s a LIABILITY!!!!!


laizu
(Sunday, September 21, 2003)

>> sbb

ArospO
(Sunday, September 21, 2003)

Huda kame ki r tui fail marosh????

Koitachi business term, koili dili accounting term...Hogol ti re ki bhul bhal sikhaitachsh be??


Rony Salman
(Sunday, September 21, 2003)

Thanks SB bro for teaching us the business terms in such a short, nice but effective way, that saved us from having to read several thick books on the issue and still not come up with an idea as clear as your above short and luscious lecture yielded us with!! How I wished they used girls and parties in computational engineering instead of maths and programming techniques, now I know what a wrong choice it was to pick up engineering!!

Anurika
(Monday, September 22, 2003)

go go go brattusssss...

ontora ..
(Monday, September 22, 2003)

ai gani kotha tui kemne likhli bekub
sotti kotha holo asole i by chance akhta mojar posting dichis tui

Sb
(Monday, September 22, 2003)

Sb Ontorar' second cousin hoy.

So Sb calls her apu

That's Bad Investment [ karon.. Onto asholei bekoob... tar upore konjush ]


Mora gadhu... a/c is a part and parcel of business

Sb
(Monday, September 22, 2003)

anu apu

ontora ..
(Monday, September 22, 2003)

ONTORA SB(orfe bekkol )er cousine hoi tats true .


but the next one no t ........call ta ami korchilam sumo bekub re tobe bisow sotto je uni boro i konjush opps makhiochus and THATS for sure worst investment for me .



and mostly ai je posting iha bekub nije likhe nai copy and paste thats

for sure
GREAT INVESTMENT FOR (nokolbaz chor)SUMO






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