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Bulletins Bulletin : Published and Discussed
Date: Tuesday, September 16, 2003
From: Sb
Subject:
"How can a student pass??"
Description:


Why student fails in exam .....

It's not the fault of the student if he/she fails, Because the year has an ‘ONLY 365’ days.
Typical academic year for a student

1. Sundays-52,Sundays in a year, which are rest days. Balance 313 days.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Balance 263 days.

3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 122 days. Balance 141 days.

4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days. Balance 126 days.

5. Two hours daily for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat)-means 30days. Balance 96 days.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days . Balance 81 days.

7. Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3 days.

10. Movies and functions at least 2 days. Balance 1 day.

11. That 1 day is the birthday.

So ....."How can a student pass??" ...


People Discussion
Nishaat
(Tuesday, September 16, 2003)

"where there is a will there is a way"


ontora ..
(Wednesday, September 17, 2003)

sumo bekub its for u not for others .now i,m really confused about u .how u passed ur exam .,for sure copy books or some other way

ontora ..
(Wednesday, September 17, 2003)

love ya re bhalo thakis bekub holeo tanky baz sumo bhaiya tui amar though maye ra patta dei na ajke abar agree korli nokol kore pass korchis exam e hai hai

Sb
(Wednesday, September 17, 2003)

ami jibon e kono exam e fail kori nai

well.. ekta chara tao amar dosh e na .. Bd te ashar pore... skool ekta 1st term exam hoilo..gen. Sc er script ferot pawar pore dekhi.. boro boro kore likha.. "tomar hat er likha r jonne tomar uttor kichui bujhite parilam na.. joto shighro shomvob hat er likka r unnoti shadhon koro"

ps: 25 e 0 disilo amare

Sb
(Wednesday, September 17, 2003)

ami jibon e kono exam e fail kori nai

well.. ekta chara tao amar dosh e na .. Bd te ashar pore... skool ekta 1st term exam hoilo..gen. Sc er script ferot pawar pore dekhi.. boro boro kore likha.. "tomar hat er likha r jonne tomar uttor kichui bujhite parilam na.. joto shighro shomvob hat er likka r unnoti shadhon koro"

ps: 25 e 0 disilo amare

Rony Salman
(Wednesday, September 17, 2003)

SB, you missed one more legitimate reason for the students to fail, I will add it up here.

12. Everyday 1 hour of logging into b2k: means about 15 days. Balance: minus (-) 15 days.

Guess what will happen to the balance days if we add up the hours that one keep for his/her lover!! And after all these they expect us to Pass!!

-dhulo-
(Wednesday, September 17, 2003)

like me, alwayS Failtushhhh...
amar Pass thekano shomvob, FAIL thekate pare ni...

ArospO
(Wednesday, September 17, 2003)

Mora, Ghadhu ka Ghadhu...u worte:
Why student fails in exam .....
Answer, khubi simple, they have teacher like you, who teaches tankibaji yet not properly...tanki marthe gelei meyeder(cheleder) hathe dholai!


(Whisper): Ami jibone ekbar fail marchilam, class seven a histroty the...100 r majhe 07 paichilam...hehehehe! Aei chupppppppp!


Dear Rony, never saw you in b2k, wonder what u do with your negetive 15 hours?


ArospO
(Wednesday, September 17, 2003)

I mean negetive 15 days**


Sb
(Wednesday, September 17, 2003)

Rony bhai

Opsora... sweetipie.... my students are one of the bests in thier field.. and one of the reasons is that they hv got me as thier teacher

Rony Salman
(Wednesday, September 17, 2003)

Dear Opsora, not only I have negative 15 hours, my balance hours are way out hitting rock bottom, they just went beyond counting, kinda feel like going life backwards, but still I love this life, never wanted to be all perfect and too proper!!

Aaar ha, b2k te khub ektaa aashina kenona b2k er jonno boraaddokrito hours gulo-te ja ektu porashona kori, dekhi, oo diye jodi paash-taash kora jaay!! Jiboner onno bishoyer boraddokrito hours gulo porashonaar khetrey baay korey NOSTO KORA shombhob noy.......as SB explained in above.


ArospO
(Thursday, September 18, 2003)

Hmmmmmm...
Dear Rony, I guess all other activities are more Important than spending time at B2k...Not bad, What would u get at b2k, maybe an Opsora like me and A teacher like Sb..hehehehe..
Take Care


ArospO
(Thursday, September 18, 2003)

Morar Mora, simple few words for you:
"apnake j boro bole boro sei noy, loke (me) jake boro bole boro sei hoi"
Akhon jah rastha map


Rony Salman
(Thursday, September 18, 2003)

Dear Opsora, tobuo oi praapti-e ba kom kothhhay!!

ArospO
(Friday, September 19, 2003)

Cheye thaki janalay
Jothodur chokh jay
Rimjhim Boroshay
Se kothay se kothay!


-Gemini-
(Monday, September 29, 2003)

"sumo bekub its for u not for others " Ontuuu u are sooo right girl!! Porte porte amiyo shetai chinta korchilum re!
"ami jibon e kono exam e fail kori nai"
Ar koto chapa marbe???
Sharajibon exam copy kore kore ei porjonto ele!
I really feel sorry for that Science teacher of urs Sb...bechara had to keep up with someone like you!!!
Hey u missed one thing though...Net a addabajir kotha ta bhule gecho Otar ki holo??


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