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Bulletins Bulletin : Published and Discussed
Date: Saturday, September 06, 2003
From: saint_martin
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Love, Lust, or Marriage...

Here’s a guide to help you determine whether you are in love, in lust, or are married

Love - when your eyes meet across a crowded room.
Lust - when your tongues meet across a crowded room.
Marriage - when your belt won’t meet around your waist and you don’t care.

Love - when intercourse is called making love.
Lust - all other times.
Marriage - what’s intercourse?

Love - when you share everything you own.
Lust - when you think twice about giving your partner bus money.
Marriage - when the bank owns everything.

Love - when you phone each other just to say, “I love you.”
Lust - when you phone each other just to organize sex.
Marriage - when you phone each other to find out what time your kid’s game starts.

Love - when you write poems about your partner.
Lust - when all you write is your partner’s phone number.
Marriage - when all you write is checks.

Love - when you show concern for your true love’s feelings.
Lust - when you show concern for whether your partner is cute &sexy.
Marriage - when your only concern is what’s on television; & where is the remote?

Love - when your farewell is, “I love you, darling.”
Lust - when your farewell is, “Same time next week?”
Marriage - when your farewell is, “Don’t forget to pick up the kids on the way home.”

Love - when nobody else matters.
Lust - when nobody else knows.
Marriage - when everybody else matters and you don’t care who knows.

Love - when breaking up is something you try not to think about.
Lust - when staying together is something you try not to think about.
Marriage - when wondering how you will get through the day is something you try not to think about.

Love - when you’re interested in everything your partner does.
Lust - when you’re only interested in one thing.
Marriage - when you’re not interested in whatever your partner does; and where IS the dam remote?


People Discussion
(Saturday, September 06, 2003)

hmmmmmmmmmm, Pondit marka kotha barta...

(Tuesday, December 30, 2003)

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