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Bulletin : Published
Tuesday, August 26, 2003
Subject: [ CLASSIC DEFINITION ]
Cigarette - A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a
fool at the other.
Love affairs - Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more
popular than a five day test.
Lecture - An art of transferring information from the notes of the
lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of
Conference - The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise - The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears - The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by
feminine water-power ..
Dictionary - A place where divorce comes before marriage.
Conference Room - A place where everybody talks, nobody listens &
everybody disagrees later on.
Ecstasy - A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have
never felt before.
Classic - A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile - A curve that can set a lot of things straight
Office - A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn - The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc... - A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
Committee - Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide
that nothing can be done together.
Experience - The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher - A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of
Diplomat - A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you
actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist - A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls
into a river.
Optimist - A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway
"See I am not injured yet."
Pessimist - A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead
of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
Miser - A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father - A banker provided by nature.
Criminal - A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
Boss - Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician - One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence
Doctor - A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his
Highly qalified professional - One who gets paid for reading such
(Tuesday, August 26, 2003)