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Bulletins Bulletin : Published and Discussed
Date: Tuesday, August 26, 2003
From: moha_makorsha
Subject:
[ CLASSIC DEFINITION ]
Description:


(--CLASSIC DEFINITION--)

Cigarette - A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a
fool at the other.

Love affairs - Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more
popular than a five day test.

Lecture - An art of transferring information from the notes of the
lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of
either".

Conference - The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise - The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears - The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by
feminine water-power ..

Dictionary - A place where divorce comes before marriage.

Conference Room - A place where everybody talks, nobody listens &
everybody disagrees later on.

Ecstasy - A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have
never felt before.

Classic - A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile - A curve that can set a lot of things straight

Office - A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn - The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc... - A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.

Committee - Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide
that nothing can be done together.

Experience - The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher - A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of
when dead.

Diplomat - A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you
actually look forward to the trip.

Opportunist - A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls
into a river.

Optimist - A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway
"See I am not injured yet."

Pessimist - A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead
of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

Miser - A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father - A banker provided by nature.

Criminal - A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

Boss - Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician - One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence
after.

Doctor - A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his
bills.

Highly qalified professional - One who gets paid for reading such
mails......


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(Tuesday, August 26, 2003)


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