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Bulletins Bulletin : Published and Discussed
Date: Wednesday, August 20, 2003
From: Sb
Subject:
3 in one :)
Description:


Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together,discussing how important their children are.
The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room,everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is abishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say,'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.

The first three women give her this subtle "Well...?"

She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2",hardbodied, well-hung, male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room,women say, "My God.... !!!"


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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first,
but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the
following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I cum
once-a-more. Two asses, they cum together again. I cum again and pee
twice. Then I cum one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

============================
There's this white ecologist working with an African tribe, and one day the tribe elder comes to him and says, "My wife just had just a baby, and it's white. You're the only white man within hundreds of miles of here."

The ecologist gulps and says, "Well, some things in nature just can't be explained. Look at that herd of goats, for example. All of them are white except for that one black goat. This is probably like that."

Finally, the Tribe elder nods and says, "Well, all right, I'll keep quiet about my white baby, if you'll keep quiet about that black goat."


People Discussion
Sb
(Wednesday, August 20, 2003)

Ps: No offense meant to any religion

shimy_2002
(Wednesday, August 20, 2003)

oi chemra tui koi thakos re? kottodin tore dekhi na ....

Shondhaa
(Wednesday, August 20, 2003)

nice joke.
kintu 2nd ta bujhini.kichuta bujhechi but clear na!
sb tumi shob shomoi tomar pete ja ja joke ache shob bb te post korbe...:-)

Sb
(Wednesday, August 20, 2003)

"poran" dia khujar chestha kor shimy... khuje pabi amare

shondha jee ...2nd joke e

"emma" = m,
den cums I = maney holo.. er pore letter "i"
Den two asses come together = er pore "S" "S"

evabe.. Mississippi banan follow koren ..bujhe jaben

r amar jana shob joke.. ekhane publish korle.. overloaded hoye jabe bb

laizu
(Wednesday, August 20, 2003)

>sbbbbbbbbbbbbb

meghla ahmed
(Thursday, August 21, 2003)

sumo atto joke s koi pao tumi 2nd ta bujhini ..


shimy_2002
(Thursday, August 21, 2003)

oi...amare ki tor moto bekar bhabchosh? kaj nai..tore poran diya khujum...mor


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