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Bulletin : Published
Tuesday, August 19, 2003
Subject: ▓▒ ~~* You know You are an Internet Junkie when...*~~ ▓▒
When asked 2 ur address ur answer begins with http://
Instead of calling u 2 dinner ur spouse sends e-mail.
u chat with your fingers not your mouth.
u use Netscape 4.72 and u check every week whether version 4.73 was released.
Most of ur friends have an @ in their names.
In order 2 watch CNN u move to www.cnn.com
On ur business card the e-mail appears before da phone number.
u find urself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com
You check ur mail. It says "no new messages." So u check it again.
u can perfectly imitate the sound pattern of ur modem connecting 2 ur ISP.
u are told abt a new program and u r disappointed to find dat it is a TV program. u can think of nineteen keystroke symbols dat r far more clever than :-).
u are told abt a new program and u r disappointed 2 find dat it is a TV program.
Not only do u check ur email more often than ur paper mail but u remember ur network address faster than ur postal one. u wake up at 3 a.m. to go 2 the bathroom and stop 2 check ur e-mail on the way back to bed. thanks all...Kukku Rukkuk ♥♥♥
(Wednesday, August 20, 2003)
ganett murgi dak dilo ni?