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Bulletins Bulletin : Published and Discussed
Date: Wednesday, May 21, 2003
From: shimy_2002
Subject:
*~*Speech of a desi School Master*~*
Description:


Here's his dynamite speech : Leddies and Gentulmens,
Contemporaries, Children, "This is my first maiden speech. If
small small mistakes get inside my speech, I ask pardon. Stickly
speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly, but for the
following reason.
Too much time lost in getting slipper reservation
in three-tyre compartment. The clerk rejected to give ticket. I
put complaint on station master. He said me to go to lady clerk.
At first she also rejected. I then pressed her for long time and
at last with great difficulty she gave a birth only to my son.
Anyway I thanked the station master because he was responsible
for getting birth of my son.
We got independent because of great leaders linke Gandhiji who
get-outted all angrezi peoples from India. Tilak said Swaraj is our
birth-rate and we shall halve it. Today we all halve our
birth-rate. You children are future dynamic generators of the
Nation. Look into future time only. No backside looking, or
looking at your behind. Be like great like X' raj Ranjan of
Germany or Presidents like Loosebelt.
You know genius, no? It is one per cent perspiration and ninety
seven percent evaporation. They became great by reading great
books. After we finish you here in the school, you can go to
college and get B.A., M.A. and other decrease. Then you can
become great liars in the supreme courts, shattered accountants,
or leacherers in college.
The school is like a garden. You are the seeds, school is the soil.
We will bury you in this soil, pour water of knowledge on your
heads and one day will become great phools. Many vacancy job come
in newspapers. Only yesterday I saw in paper "Wanted for
refuted engineering firm: Generators, highpower condensors" so
and so forth, etc. These jobs may be teknickel, but you can rise.
If you have flare in English, you can become teacher.

I am now ending this fastly. My God blast you! Thank you and
thank God I am finished. Joy Hind!"



People Discussion
laizu
(Wednesday, May 21, 2003)

this is one of the jokes i loved to read...jokhon e ami ai joke ta portam website e ami sob somoy enjoy kortam.....this is one of the best one..........

kingshuk
(Wednesday, May 21, 2003)



RINI
(Thursday, May 22, 2003)

neva heard it, but itz good

Asha
(Thursday, May 22, 2003)

My god blast you.

cluster11
(Thursday, May 22, 2003)

"If you don't eat your meat, how can you have any pudding? How can you have any pudding if you dont eat your meat? You HEAR ME??" .. "You, yes You behind the bikeshade .. stand still laddy!" ... (We Don't need no education / We don't need no thought control)

ClusterOne

Sb
(Friday, May 23, 2003)

Sounds more like Mr. Bush the junior...!

shimy_2002
(Saturday, May 24, 2003)

sb tor arek nam bush junior nah?


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