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Bulletins Bulletin : Published and Discussed
Date: Monday, May 12, 2003
From: -koli-
Subject:
sum jokes
Description:


FIX THIS:

A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now." He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light? Now? Does it look like I have a G.E. logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so." "Well, then could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right." To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so." "Fine," she says, "Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break." "I'm not a damn carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps," he says. "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so. I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!" So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple hours. He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home and help out. As he walks into the house, he notices the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working. As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed. "Honey, how'd this all get fixed?" She said, "Well, when you left, I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either sleep with him or bake him a cake." He said, "So, what kind of cake did you bake him?" She replied, "Hellooooo... Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead?"

SPECEAL REMEDY:

One day a guy goes to his doctor and says, "Doc I have these real bad headaches. What should I do?" The doctor replies, "Well, to get rid of my headaches I just have sex with my wife." They both laugh. A week later the patient returns. The doctor asks, "How are you feeling?" The patient smiles and replies" You were right! I feel so much better. And, by the way, Doc, you have a lovely home."

HOW DO YOU KEEP A MORON BUSY?:

How do you keep a moron busy? Look below. How do you keep a moron busy? Look above.

PICTURE PERFECT:

A husband said to his wife, "I will take a photo of your breasts and frame it ." The wife said to her husband, "I will take a photo of your penis and enlarge it."

A lITTLE BOY WROTE TO SANTA...:

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

I GUESS U LIKE IT PPLZ





People Discussion
---aragon---
(Monday, May 12, 2003)

Wacky Jokes >>>>inna koli di ...a good 1 ..wat do ya say ~~

-dhulo-
(Monday, May 12, 2003)



-koli-
(Monday, May 12, 2003)

thanku aragonbhiya

laizu
(Monday, May 12, 2003)

good jokes...

harun
(Monday, May 12, 2003)

good jokeImage Code: 16-001

shormy
(Monday, May 12, 2003)



~*dushtu*~
(Monday, May 12, 2003)

pocha jokes!Image Code: 01-017

dreamer
(Monday, May 12, 2003)

aaa...nasty jokes!!! etto kharap koth kono meye likhtepare jana chilo na........

Hamza
(Monday, May 12, 2003)

keno sabh kharap bolta para ki shudu chelader jonno, dreamer?

Joroti
(Monday, May 12, 2003)



dreamer
(Tuesday, May 13, 2003)

na hamza...kharap kotha bolte para chele meye karo jonnoi noi...tao jokhon ekta meye etto openly bole shunte aro kharap lage.....

dreamer
(Tuesday, May 13, 2003)

koli personally na nilei bhalo hoi...

Mounota
(Tuesday, May 13, 2003)

Koli bujhle bhai,"dreamer"er bhashso anujayi nasty ba kharap kotha openly bola kharap but gopone bolle ta kharap noi..

Mounota
(Tuesday, May 13, 2003)

dreamer
jokes holo jokes,majhe majhe ulta palta kicchu kotha manusher monke fresh korte help kore ar tachar jekono kono kicchu e kharap drishti te dekhle kharap ar bhalo bhabe dekhle bhalo ,sob kicchu e nirvor kore drishti vonggir upor,tai na??? hey dont take so seriously

dreamer
(Tuesday, May 13, 2003)

mounota
kharap theke kokhono valo kichur jonmo hoi na....tachara kharap ke bhalo dristivongite dekha moto amar shei udarota nei...tomader hoito shei udarota ache tai kharap ke bhalo dristi diye dekhte parcho... n u 2 ...dont take it seriously.....

dreamer
(Tuesday, May 13, 2003)

mounota
o arekta kotha ..manush jokhon kono valo othoba mondo..je kono kaji kore openly kore ...er provab onek beshi hoi...mane holo kharaper alochona openly hole onek beshi lok affected hobe...bhalo kono kichur khetreo tai

Shondhaa
(Tuesday, May 13, 2003)

ei joke kothai pele koli prothom ta agei shunechi baki gulo ei prothom......

---aragon---
(Wednesday, May 14, 2003)

Wacky Jokes >>>>told ya alll data Wacky Jokes ..how many time a have to tell ya

Aunto
(Wednesday, May 14, 2003)

~~Jaanu~~... ei Jokez gulo ekhane keno....mathaa'y rekhe de...amaader..ful-shojja'r jonno. noile raat kaatbe ki kore bolte paarish??

-koli-
(Wednesday, May 14, 2003)

dreamer joke is joke ta kharap i hok aar jai hok......manush ke hasahte para tai ei prithibite sob cheye kothin kaj

-koli-
(Wednesday, May 14, 2003)

yeah mounota

-koli-
(Wednesday, May 14, 2003)

thanx laizu

-koli-
(Wednesday, May 14, 2003)

thanx harun

-koli-
(Wednesday, May 14, 2003)

kharap jokes bola ki kharap meyer lokhon dreamer?

-koli-
(Wednesday, May 14, 2003)

Shondha......emmm.....bolbo keno

-koli-
(Wednesday, May 14, 2003)

aunto......jokes beshikhon mathai rakhte pari nah janu

-koli-
(Wednesday, May 14, 2003)

aar kar ful shojja
kothai ....kobe...tor kotha sune amar heart bit bere giyechey....
emmm.......voye.....


-koli-
(Wednesday, May 14, 2003)

aar kar ful shojja
kothai ....kobe...tor kotha sune amar heart bit bere giyechey....
emmm.......voye.....


dreamer
(Thursday, May 15, 2003)

nah koli.. tumi hoito kharap mone kore lekhoni...tomar kache jeta bhalo mone hoeyeche hoito tai korecho...ar jodi etake bhaloi na mone korte kokhono lekhte na..umm.tomar uddessho besh mohoth..ar ha eta khoob kothin kaj(shobcheye kothin je eta amar mone hoi na) je manush ke hashate para..kintu ei hashir ki proyojon ache jeta kichukkhon porei miliye jai???

dreamer
(Thursday, May 15, 2003)

nah koli.. tumi hoito kharap mone kore lekhoni...tomar kache jeta bhalo mone hoeyeche hoito tai korecho...ar jodi etake bhaloi na mone korte kokhono lekhte na..umm.tomar uddessho besh mohoth..ar ha eta khoob kothin kaj(shobcheye kothin je eta amar mone hoi na) je manush ke hashate para..kintu ei hashir ki proyojon ache jeta kichukkhon porei miliye jai???

-koli-
(Thursday, May 15, 2003)

dreamer bhai....apni valo pinching maren...eto kono sondeho nei.........
but ya ami kichukhoner anondo keo anondoi mone kori......aar hashi miliye jabe keno?...eta ki rokom kotha......ami to hashi....aar sei hashir kotha sarajibon mone thake

Mounota
(Thursday, May 15, 2003)

Dukhkho jemon miliye jai na temon bhabe hasio kokhono miliye jai na kintu amra dukhkhoke besi show korte like kori dukhi dukhi bhab korte parle besh lage .eta ek dhorone bilasita jar naam"dukhkhoBilas"

-koli-
(Friday, May 16, 2003)

mounota .......dats wat my logic is......
forget all da pain...n just smile


dreamer
(Friday, May 16, 2003)

hmm.. kintu onek anondo ache manush ke duhhko kostor dike thele dei...

Shondhaa
(Friday, May 16, 2003)

bahh dukkhobilas* nice name!! mone hochche eta mounotar house er nam

achcha dreamer kon anondo manushke dukkho koster dike thele dei bolbe?tomake eto dukhi dukhi lagche keno ?


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