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Bulletins Bulletin : Published and Discussed
Date: Monday, March 24, 2003
From: Gemini
New Elements

Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there!)

Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any
time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.

Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity to
gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to
absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a
better specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth.
Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.

Element Name: MAN
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)

Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily.
Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust,
aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.

Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also
tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd
(Element: Child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with

Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to
produce large quantities on command.

Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to

People Discussion
(Monday, March 24, 2003)

WO: Very active. Highly unstable...

XY: Neutralized by saturating with alcohol( or with WO)..?..

Rony Salman
(Monday, March 24, 2003)

Ensuing research on Element Woman: The latest chemical table modifies the symbol of WOMAN with the proper bonding number as follows:
Symbol: WOE2
Justification of modification: According to the IOCA (International Org of Chemical Association), the Element-name justifies the element when the Symbol is inserted in the Name: WOE-2-MAN. IOCA has requested Webster to correct the spelling for woman and use woeman instead!!

Oh no! I am outta here!!

(Monday, March 24, 2003)

Atodine jantam na, MAN ar vitor ato ontor nihito tatporjo ache....

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