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Bulletins Bulletin : Published and Discussed
Date: Friday, March 07, 2003
From: Opsora
In response to Gemini's Rich

No Gemmm, the Poem or writing goes like this:

Men are like.....Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all
night long.
Men are like.....Cement.
After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

Men are like.....Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like.....Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like.....Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like....Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like.....Curling irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
Men are like.....High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like.....Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like.....Lawn Mowers.
If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding him.
Men are like.....Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like.....Laxatives.
They irritate the shit out of you.
Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of
Men are like.....Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
Men are like.....Noodles.
They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
Men are like.....Parking spots.
The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are
handicapped or extremely small.
Men are like.....Plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a
hardware store or the bathroom.
Men are like.....Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like.....Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like.....Snowstorms.
You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how
long he will last.
Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and
Men are like.....Vacations.
They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like....Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them...

Please Readers, this is just for fun purpose...not to offense or hurt anyone! and Most of all, I didn't write this, I swear!!

Have fun!

People Discussion
(Friday, March 07, 2003)

well tomar ta aro beshi bekkha koreche Opsi...
but amar ta hocche short cut...jara buddhiman ora etukutei bujhbe

(Friday, March 07, 2003)

Haey kopal....america te ese bangali meyegulo'r ki obostha....

(Friday, March 07, 2003)

Are America bolo ar Canada...
Kotha gula ki khub mittha Netty?

(Friday, March 07, 2003)


(Friday, March 07, 2003)

nauzubillah..mora....manush ho

(Friday, March 07, 2003)

Keno..aate gha laage Sb?
Shotti kothae shobai bejar!

(Friday, March 07, 2003) by one...
Gemmm, atho shortcut likhe ki hobe? B2k the koita ache budhiman shuni? just tumi r ami maybe, hehehe!

Romeo Jeeee, America the koita dekhla?? amader Canaday ashe dekhe jao, Bangali meyera kotho vodro! hmmmm...Like me Gemmm, hehehe...

Mora, Did u really read all of it? I don't think so! If u would have, u could not answer right a way, cause u had to see yourself on the mirror first and say, Wow! was that poem really me?

(Friday, March 07, 2003)

Nice Opsi!!!

Thik ei bolecho...
ashole tumi ar ami chhara...buddhiman
to kauke dekhi na...
Ei jemon Mora ta..Netty ta..dhet!!
Allah'r buddhir bhandar mon e hoy shesh hoye giyechilo, by the time HE got to mora!

(Friday, March 07, 2003)

Gem...In fact..kothagulo sotti..
Kintu - bangali meyera sotti bolte shikhchhe....thats great..!!..
Test kore dekhlam...sahos aachhe kina....dekha jaachhe...valoi aachhe...

(Saturday, March 08, 2003)

Con Fused....

(Saturday, March 08, 2003)

whenever i look at the mirror...i see..a shadow.. beside me...and..tht shadow is urs mora

(Saturday, March 08, 2003)

thaauk....buddhi'r je chhiri dektaasi....maiaya manush...nijere buddhi-moti na koya buddhi-maan koy...ei khane kisu na koun-i thik. "ulu bon-e mukto chhoran-o hobe...Aunto mia mukh khulle

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