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Bulletins Bulletin : Published and Discussed
Date: Thursday, February 20, 2003
From: shimy_2002
Subject:
bangla jokes
Description:


obhineta(actor)

obhineta: sir matlamir drisshotar shomoi jodi ashol mod den tahole scene ta bhalo jombe.

porichalok: besh tai hobe. bish pane attohottar drissho tateu nahoi ashol bish e debo.

obhinetri(actress)

prothom jon: oke biye korar jonno shohorer oddhek lok pagol.
ditio jon: she ki..oddhek lok pagol?
prothom jon:ha..oddhek karon baki oddhek loker shate tar agei akbar kore biye hoye gache.

kitnashok(poka marar oshudh..khik)

chele: ma ma, bhaia na akta poka kheye feleche
ma: shorbonash..akhon upai?
chele:kichu bhebo na ma..poka khauwar shate shate ami kitnashok khaiye diyechi..jate poka ta more jai.





amar 3 ti fav. jokes bollam..apnara keu jodi kono jokes janen tahole take bolar jonno onurodh korchi...



People Discussion
Opsora
(Thursday, February 20, 2003)

Okey amar torof theke:

Bou: ami more gele ki tumi r ekta biye korbe?
Jamai: Na Na Kokhono-e nah
Bou: Keno korbe nah, tumi ki biye like koro na tahole?
Jamai: Na tha tho must kori..
Bou: (Korun dristi soho), kothay rakhbe thake, amader aei basay? amader aei bichanay ghumabe?
Jamai: r kothay ghumabo? amader tho r k ta bari nei
Bou: amar chobi soriye tokhon tumi or chobi rakhbe, r or chobi rakhbe?
Jamai: Seta korai thik hobe bole tomar monne hoy na tokhon?
Bou: (kanna kanna) amar sob jinish tokhon se use korbe? amar golf club-o use korbe?
Jamai: Nah...se tomar golf clubs use korthe parbe na karon SE LEFT HANDED!
Bou: chupchap kichukhon
Jamai: Shittttttttt!


NettRomeo
(Thursday, February 20, 2003)





Opsora
(Friday, February 21, 2003)

netromeo


shimy_2002
(Friday, February 21, 2003)

lolsss...opsora i finally got it after reading your joke 3 times...aro janle bolo......

Sb
(Friday, February 21, 2003)

shimi.. ekhono tubelight achot?? mone to hoy aro slow hoichot

Jol_pori
(Friday, February 21, 2003)

Here's the biggest joke-

SB....is SMART!!

those who know Sb like i do...knows what i mean

Aunto
(Friday, February 21, 2003)




oiiii maamto bhai....tore loya keda Joke kore re? ..amaare ko' bhai...aami ore..

Fone Number thakle dis...buddhimoti mone hoise meye tare...mathaay unnoto maan-er gobor-er uposthiti'r lokkhon

Aunto
(Friday, February 21, 2003)

shimy'r prothom Joke-er aadol-ei ei Joke ta...taa-o bolchhi....

**Situation--Hero 10 tola Building-er Top Floor-e dariye
Director : hmmmm...ekhon aapni upor theke laaf diye niche porun.

Hero : ki bolchhen moshaay? eto upor theke laaf dile amaake aar beche thakte hobe na.

Director : taar dorkaar porbe na. kaaron eta-i apnaa'r Last Scene.


Aunto
(Friday, February 21, 2003)

Abul aar Modon...du' jon onek purono bondhu. Modon notun biye korechhe, notun baari baniyechhe. Abul taar kichhu jane na. onek din jogajog nei to.

Modon Abul-ke taar baari-te niye jete chailo. Abul bollo "thik aachhe...kintu eto din por dui dosto'r dekha..aage chol ektu Drink kora jaak kono Bar-e". to Modon aar Abul Bar theke beriye Modon-er bari-te uposthit holo. Modon Abul-ke taar baari dekhachhe ghuriye ghurie....

"ei dekh dost..ei amaar notun baari...ei amaderr Hall Room, ei amader Guest Room, ei je Kitchen...ekhane amaar bou ranna kore, ei je amader Dinning Room...aar ei je dost...ei ta amader Bed Room...oi je dekh..amaader bichhana..ki bishaal dekhechhish...oi dekh amaar bou ghumiye aachhe...aar bou-er paashe je lok ta shuye aachhe...oi ta holaam aami, Modon".

#naughty##naughty##naughty##naughty##naughty#

-dhulo-
(Friday, February 21, 2003)

Ai tomar fav jokes........
Mas-Allah........

shimy_2002
(Saturday, February 22, 2003)

sb tubelight tui..tor 14 genaration tubelights

Shondha
(Saturday, February 22, 2003)

kono joke mone porche na.. kintu ekta real story bolte ichche korche.. bolbo!!
ekbar rojar mashe....bashar shobai roja rekheche. (ami chara,pichchi chilam tai) boro bhaiya r choto bhaiyao roja(ora class 6/7 e porto)... roja rekhe dupur bela choto bhaiyar khub kosto lagchilo.. khidei shesh...thik korlo,.. lukiye kichu khabe ...kintu shobai janbe o roja!.... ekta plate e kichu khabar niye bed er niche dhuke gelo.......bed er niche jokhon dhuklo.. tokhon dekhe! shei bed er niche boro bhaiya plate e kore bhat(rice) khachche!!!!!!!!

WraTh
(Saturday, February 22, 2003)



WraTh
(Saturday, February 22, 2003)

piccchiii sob koita piccchii...

cactus
(Saturday, February 22, 2003)

je Doctor sab thik i koicchen ordhek doctor hoiya amago picchi kon pura doctor hoile to er chohe dekhben nah.

-dhulo-
(Saturday, February 22, 2003)

aKHON aMAR AKTA jOKES sHONO...Ok...




1. kitnashok(poka marar oshudh..khik)

chele: ma ma, bhaia na akta poka kheye feleche
ma: shorbonash..akhon upai?
chele:kichu bhebo na ma..poka khauwar shate shate ami kitnashok khaiye diyechi..jate poka ta more jai.

2.
obhineta(actor)

obhineta: sir matlamir drisshotar shomoi jodi ashol mod den tahole scene ta bhalo jombe.

porichalok: besh tai hobe. bish pane attohottar drissho tateu nahoi ashol bish e debo.

3.
obhinetri(actress)

prothom jon: oke biye korar jonno shohorer oddhek lok pagol.
ditio jon: she ki..oddhek lok pagol?
prothom jon:ha..oddhek karon baki oddhek loker shate tar agei akbar kore biye hoye gache.



P.S.....Amar jokes gula kemon....Shimy..Auntoo..Sb..

Bikhari
(Sunday, February 23, 2003)

Dhulo : oh ami pagol hobo roibo jaibo pagli shimy kache shei pagli ke loiya jabo amar sei pagla barite

Shimy : oh aami Acchi pagol thakobo pagol tarpore ooo jabona na sei dhulo paglar barite nijer jibon diye debo okale opantore

-dhulo-
(Sunday, February 23, 2003)

>> Harun da...

One more....

-dhulo-
(Sunday, February 23, 2003)

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Qj ejjv, gv, MZ ivZ FwZK ivkb Avi kvn&iL Lvbi mv_ `Lv nqwQj| Avwg ZLb wwcs myU cowQjvg| ZvB jvq mvgb hZ cvwiwb| AvR Avi QvowQ bv, m AUvMvdi LvZUvI ivLwQ|
>>

Amar ai Jokes ta fine na....

-dhulo-
(Sunday, February 23, 2003)

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>>

Amar ai Jokes ta fine na....

shimy_2002
(Monday, February 24, 2003)

dhulo matha thik ache??? eita ki hemayot pur theke likhcho?

Dr.Naaz
(Monday, February 24, 2003)

I got one on Bou, jamai too...here it goes:

Bou: Ami more gele tumi biye korbe?
Jamai: Na
Bou: Tahole ami more gelo tumi ki korbe?
Jamai: tumi more gelo ami Pagol Hoye jabo.
Bou: Mittha kotha! ami more gelo tumi biye korbe

Dr.Naaz
(Monday, February 24, 2003)

Jamai: Pagole ki na kore?

Dr.Naaz
(Monday, February 24, 2003)

Jamai: Pagole ki na kore?

-dhulo-
(Wednesday, February 26, 2003)

math thik e ache..kintu tomake dekhlei matha aowlaiya jai...

shimy_2002
(Thursday, February 27, 2003)

lol..pagol a kina koi:D

shimy_2002
(Thursday, February 27, 2003)

lol..pagol a kina koi:D

shimy_2002
(Thursday, February 27, 2003)

2 bar post hoi

fida_hosain
(Tuesday, July 17, 2007)

Ami akta joke boli.. shuno.

Ak ready-made export company, descition nilo kichu cotton bra baniye americay export korbe. jate kharoch porbe 20/22 taka per pice, aar USA-te 10/15$ -e bikri korbe.
khoob bhalo, tai korlo. kintu usa theke sob brai return elo..
karon bangladechi meyeder mi baro tai, okhane akta-o bikri holo na.
management porlo chintay, bangladesh-e ato dami bra keu kinbena.
management -meeting daklo ki kora jay...
ak young chele hosain bollo sob bra less kete dubai export kore dao, akta bra theke 2 to tupi, double lubh hobe...
management khoob khushi.....

fida_hosain
(Tuesday, July 17, 2007)

Ami akta joke boli.. shuno.

Ak ready-made export company, descition nilo kichu cotton bra baniye americay export korbe. jate kharoch porbe 20/22 taka per pice, aar USA-te 10/15$ -e bikri korbe.
khoob bhalo, tai korlo. kintu usa theke sob brai return elo..
karon bangladechi meyeder mi baro tai, okhane akta-o bikri holo na.
management porlo chintay, bangladesh-e ato dami bra keu kinbena.
management -meeting daklo ki kora jay...
ak young chele hosain bollo sob bra less kete dubai export kore dao, akta bra theke 2 to tupi, double lubh hobe...
management khoob khushi.....

fida_hosain
(Tuesday, July 17, 2007)

Ami akta joke boli.. shuno.

Ak ready-made export company, descition nilo kichu cotton bra baniye americay export korbe. jate kharoch porbe 20/22 taka per pice, aar USA-te 10/15$ -e bikri korbe.
khoob bhalo, tai korlo. kintu usa theke sob brai return elo..
karon bangladechi meyeder mi baro tai, okhane akta-o bikri holo na.
management porlo chintay, bangladesh-e ato dami bra keu kinbena.
management -meeting daklo ki kora jay...
ak young chele hosain bollo sob bra less kete dubai export kore dao, akta bra theke 2 to tupi, double lubh hobe...
management khoob khushi.....


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