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Bulletins Bulletin : Published and Discussed
Date: Friday, February 07, 2003
From: keui-noy
Subject:
~~~!!!~~~ Stupid answers for stupid questions.........~~~!!!~~~
Description:


* At the movies: when yaa meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question: hey, what are yaa doin' here?
Stupid Answer: don't ya know, I sell tickets in black over here......

** In the bus: A heavy lady wearin' pointed high-heeled shoes steps on urrrr feet...
Stupid Question: sorry, did that hurt?
Stupid Answer: no, not at all....I'm on local
anesthesia.....why don't yaaaa try again?

*** At a restaurant: when yaa ask the waiter.....
Stupid Question: is
the "--------bla bla bla---" dish good??
Stupid Answer: no, its terrible nn made of adulterated cement. we occasionally also spit in it......

**** At a family get-together: when some distant aunt meets yaa after years...
Stupid Question: Navid, Chickoo, yaa 've become so big....
Stupid Answer: well yaa haven't particularly shrunk urself!!!!!(dushtoo chela Navid)

***** When a friend
announces her weddin' nn yaa ask......
Stupid Question: is the guy yaa rr marryin' good?
Stupid Answer: no, he's a miserable wife-beatin', insensitive lout...it's just the money..........

****** When yaa get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question: sorry. were yaa sleepin'?
Stupid Answer: No. I was doin' research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. yaa thought I was sleepin'....yaa dumb witted moron........

******* When yaa see a friend with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question: hey 've yaa had a haircut?
Stupid Answer: no, its autumn nn I'm sheddin'......

******** At the dentist when he's stickin' pointed objects in urrr mouth.......
Stupid Question: tell me if it hurts?
Stupid Answer: no it won’t.... it 'll just bleed

********* yaa rrr smokin' a cigarette nnn a cute girl asks.......
Stupid Question: ohhhh!!!!! so yaa smoke......
Stupid Answer: goshhhhh!!!!! it's a miracle ............ it was a piece of chalk nn now it's in flames!!!........



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