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Bulletins Bulletin : Published and Discussed
Date: Tuesday, February 04, 2003
From: Shondha
Subject:
kichu bhalo lagche na............
Description:


kichui bhalo lagche na. shobar opor rag lagche. keno rag lagche tao janina. mon kharap lagche.. khub mon kharap lagche. ki korle mon bhalo hobe tao bujhte parchi na....oshojjho...orthohin mone hochche shobkichu....ichche korche kau jodi tar chotobelar mojar mojar ghotona gulo bolto r ami chup chap shune jetam...hoito khub bhalo lagto! jodi karo ichche hoi kono golpo /chotobelar kono ghotona(shukh/dukkher)bolte...tahole bb te likho....ami porbo......keu ki bolbe??


People Discussion
Opsora
(Tuesday, February 04, 2003)

Ami suru kori...
Jokhon Choto chilam, monne hoy tokhon class 3/4 a pori...Amma k dekhtham Eyebrow tweeze kortho...bhujtham nah kivhabe kore...So, when taking shower, I took the razor of my Dear dad and shaved off half of my eyebrow...those were such a few days...i had to put band aid 24 hours on my eyebrows so noone can see it...

I have zillion others funny incidents of my life...but likha suru korle porthe porthe bore hoye jabe...
Hope my story helps!


[kuashaa]
(Tuesday, February 04, 2003)

tokhon Intermediate e pori. ekdin TSC tey giyechhi. keno money nei. ekta meye 'Excuse me' boley jaantey chailo..'aapni kokhono kaakoli school e porten?' aami bollam 'Ji.' 'aapnarnaam ki
kuashaa?. 'Ji.' 'aami Nahid, ei eto bochhorey tumi moteo bodlau ni.' Nahid key chintey parar kono kaaron chhilo na aamar, tobu lojja pelam, bhaalo o laaglo. haat tey haat tey Uddan er bhetor giye boshlam. sreeti haatrachchhi dujonei. Iftekhar, Soma, Khaled, Lenin, Sheuly, Asif...eder kotha jantey chaichhi ekjon aarekjoner kaachhey.
emon shomoy ekjon buro Fakir eshey aamar ebong aamar notun korey pauwa school er bondhu tir mathay haat buliye aamar dikey takiye bollen, 'aabba, aamma rey shukhey raaikhen!!!'
bhishon birombonay porechhilam shedin.

cross
(Tuesday, February 04, 2003)

aku wait koro....
ami hater kaj ta shesh kori....then bolchi......................................................

cross
(Tuesday, February 04, 2003)

aku wait koro....
ami hater kaj ta shesh kori....then bolchi......................................................

capsule20mg
(Wednesday, February 05, 2003)

amar kotha ki r bolbo ....
ami je ekhon o choto ...
matra 20mg!!!

to amal kotha nai ba bollam
sudhu ekta kota sune lako
ami na ...
ami ami ekdin ki kolesilam dano???

amal bolte lodda lagthe to ...
atha thik ache bolchi...

tomla hatbe na kitu..

"ami na amal mati(masi=khala)ke ma(ammu)deke felsilam ...

se je ki bosta amal masi to bole toke ami amar bari niye jabo...

ami to kante kante amal amu ke khujte khuje te .....

pole masi al amake niye dai ni ....
ami amal ammul kate e thilam "

note gach ti murolo amar golpo o furulo...

dear sondha ...now smile
i tried to remember something ...

n e way tomar koster utsho kotha amake bolo??
ami ekta capsule diye dey ?
plz enjoy ur time in b2k u will be happy ...babye
feel happy indise ya thats ma wish

RINI
(Wednesday, February 05, 2003)

hmmm ame amar life r ekta observed ghotonah bolee….ekbar dhakar ekta restaurant te geyechelam dinner e..to amader pasher table e ek bd vodrolok n ek British vodromohela bose chelen…ek shomoy vodro lok table chere uthe ektu bahere gelen..tokhon ek jon waiter ese mohela k ask korlen “ is every thing alright madam”… mohela soup r ekta dish e point kore bollen “sum-moz” plz…..waiter koyek sec chup chap dareye theke paser ek waiter r kache banglai bollen “vai sum-moz ke jenesh”…to sey waiter bollen “arre sum-moz bujhen nah, une nutun bangla sekchen sum-moz holo chaamoch (spoon)….to 1st waiter 2nd waiter r kotha moto ekta spoon ene mohela k delen….mohela to rege ses….to jai hok long story cut short pore ja bujlam actually mohela ke bolechelen janen…une bolechelen “ some more plz” ja accent r karone waiter te bujte pare ne…………..

cactus
(Wednesday, February 05, 2003)

Rini .chomotkar can I ask u SOME MOZ pls . I mean aaro du ekta bolo

Dr.Naaz
(Wednesday, February 05, 2003)

Hey Shondha amra shobai thakte tumi upset hobe keno...there are Doc and capules avaliable all the time to cure you from being upset....(Right Caps?)

Ami jokhon choto chilam, ami babyder khub posondo kortam...bashai ami shobar choto but still ami ekta choto bhai or bhon chetam ammur kache...ekdin amar ek Auntir Meye hoyechen so amra shobai hospitale dhekte giyechilam take...tokhon theke ami ammu ke birokto kortam "ammu amader jonno ekta baby aano hospital theke...plzzz..plzzz...dheko na shobai aane, amra ante pari na keno" lolz...I thought that babies were are for free in the hospital


Shondha
(Wednesday, February 05, 2003)

opsora tomar ghotonata pore hashte hashte mara jachchilam kalke tomake thanks bolar jonno bb jokhon likhte jaii..khub slow hoye jai bb..tai deri holo thanks bolte..aro shunte ichche korche...jodi tumi tired na hou aro bolo:-)

Shondha
(Wednesday, February 05, 2003)

kuashaa.tomar friendta nishchoi lojjai lal hoye giyechilo:-)

Shondha
(Wednesday, February 05, 2003)

waiting cross.......................

Shondha
(Wednesday, February 05, 2003)

capsule..tomal golpo ta sune..amal mone hochche amio tomal moto pichci babu(3 years old ) hoye gethi..khub moda lagchee pichchi babul golpo shune..amal ekhon pichchi babu hote ichche kochche....dano ami dokhon thoto thilam school e class er ektu boro boro meyera..amal gal tipe amake adol korto..kije betha gato bolto "iss ki norom norom tultule gal"eta bole du gal tipe dito ..ami betha petam ..kintu oi hati meyeguloke kithu boltam na(ami ekhon onek bolo...ami babyder adol koli kintu gal tipi na...ora betha pabe je.manush keu na kori gal tipe adol kotte...keno je oi doitto er moto manush(boro manush) gulo babyder kosto bujhe na ...

Jol_pori
(Wednesday, February 05, 2003)

hahhahha Opsi..

Shondha
(Wednesday, February 05, 2003)

RINI......sum moz plz...aro bolo eii restaurant er kotha shune ekta ghotona mone porlo..ekbar dinner korte gechi..pasher table e ekta punk type chele tar gf ke niye dinner korte esheche...mayeta kalo pattaowala bolkha pore esheche (lukia lukia prem korche..dekhe amar khub moja lagchilo..ichche korchilo amar khaowa bondho kore oder prem kora dekhi.tokhon amaro prem korte ichche hochchilo

Opsora
(Wednesday, February 05, 2003)

Accha, Tomader biroktho korar janay r ekta likhi...
Class 4 porjontho, porashunay khub attentive chilam, kintu tarpor theke alsemi...ek maser vath ekdine khaowar motho obostha...manne sara mash porashona na kore shudu porikhar agge porashona...tokhonkar diner amar ammar fav dialouge chilo, mollar dour mosjid porjontho, tui jodi aei class pass korthe parish ami kan kete kuttar golay dibo and aei class ta pass korlei biye diye dibo kono rikshawalar sathe...
Tho somehow prothibare pass kore jai...tho avabe class 8 a uthlam and final porikhar somoy, sokale kitchen a ruti banachillam...amma tho rege agun and bollo, tui jodi abar pass korish tho ami kaan kete kuttar golay dibo...ata shune amar chot bon bole ammar tumi tho prothi bosor a kotha bolo r o pass kore, kintu tumi tho kan kato nah...amma tokhon beloon niye amar bon k j ki mair...hehehehe...


capsule20mg
(Wednesday, February 05, 2003)

din guli mor sonar khachay roilo na sei je amar nanan rong er din guli..

gal tipe ador korle karo bhalo laguk r na laguk amar bhalo e lagto !!!!

beshi boro kisu likle manush abar bolbe news paper liksi kano ...

hm..
sob porte moja e lagse ...
keep it ...
ami asi..


Shondha
(Wednesday, February 05, 2003)

arekta bolo opsora.....joto pai toto chai

Shondha
(Wednesday, February 05, 2003)

DR.NAAZ..doctor r capsule jodi mon bhalo korte janto taholeto shobai doctorder shathei prem korto ki bolo!?..tomar msg pore hoito shobai doctorder dikei chutbe...........cap tomar hoito gal chilo na tai betha paoni:-(

Tomake_Chai
(Wednesday, February 05, 2003)

SOME MOZ PLZZZZZZ

cross
(Wednesday, February 05, 2003)

Sorry....
ami ai niye 10-15 bar chesta korlam..amar msg dite...but beshi boro or onno karone ta add hocche...na,..
Akhon ki kori...

cross
(Wednesday, February 05, 2003)

hmm..bujlam...boro dekhei nicche na..
Ok...ami vag vag kore send korchi...


cross
(Wednesday, February 05, 2003)

Step: 1
shei choto kaal’r akta ghotona boli.. ami tokhon class 2 a pori othoba 3 te uthechi. Amora akta chotto semi paka ghore thaktam, rooom duta. Ak room a Maa Baba thakto r ak room amora bhai bon. Besh heshe khelei din zeto amader. Amar oneekdin ar icche chilo MURGI palar, kintu bolte partam na ki mone kore..!! Baba bashai Murgi anlei zobai kore felto, A niye besh mon kharap hoto. Kintu kichu bolar chilo na. Akdin protibar ar moto Baba akta shundor jhutiwala Murgi kine anlo, murgi ta atoi shundor chilo, akhono amar mone korle chokhe vashe.....................
.....plz..got to next Step: .....


cross
(Wednesday, February 05, 2003)

Step: 2
to zed dhorlam ata palar jonno, Maa o support korlo, Baba o raji hoye gelo. Amar choto bon r Ami besh khushi, shara raat ghumalam na, murgi tar jonno akta khor kuta diye jhuri banalam bhai bon mile. kicchukkhon por por Choto Bonta murgi ta k giye dekhe ashe khater nich theke, r murgita’r niche hat diye dekhe Dim parlo kina. Amni kore prothom raat shesh holo, shokal bela Choto Bon ta zei na dekhte gelo Dim dilo kina, ki ak ashchorjo kando, zei na hat dilo..omni hater moddhe dim parlo...!!! Ki shuundor Lalche Kusum gorom dim. Amader akhono ai ghotona mone pore.
.....plz..got to next Step: .....


cross
(Wednesday, February 05, 2003)

Step: 3
Shei akti dim theke murgi aro dim dilo, kichu din por dim theke fut fute 9 ta baccha. Baccha gulu boro holo, shathe amar shopno ta purno holo. A amar mone thaka prothom shopno puron. Then, ai Murgi gulu amake besh kosto dilo, amora oi bashai 7 bochor theke aki alakai areka bashai 2nd floor a move kori. Tokhon oi murgi gulu bikri kore dite hoi zaigar ovabe. Amar chokher shamnei 2 ta murgi zobai kora hoi.....!!! Bishoy ta shobar kache hashir hote pare, amar kache kosto dayok chilo.
.....plz..go to next : .....


cross
(Wednesday, February 05, 2003)

Shondha, ami apnake chini na, apnar topics ta fine, thanks o roilo ai kotha gulu bolar shujug kore dilen bole..... Asha korchi valo lagbe...

P.S. ai amar prothom ghotonata ami aro ak porichito jon k bolechi...jani na tar chokhe porche kina...

Ore baba, kotto likhe fellam....

cross
(Wednesday, February 05, 2003)

*go

Thanks all....zara zara shomoy nosto kore amar onuvuti ta share korche....
-crOss- (-dhulo-)

Bikhari
(Thursday, February 06, 2003)

ami ak ta amara choto belar kotha boli suno tomra ...
ami tokhon choto chilam tokhon amar boyos anumanik 11/12 hoiya che amra 2 bhai bodo bhaiya tokhon ctg poda suna korten tokhon family te ami akjone choto are kew nai tai bole sobai amake khub ador korto ..sob che besi ador korto ma ..dekho na ...otocho ajke ami ma babar jibon theke sore galam akhon are oi din ase na......
ak din amar schoole jawar keyal chilo na ..kheladulai mete roilam baba ke giya bollam baba aj ke ami schoole jabona baba bollo keno jave na ami are kichu na bole
(1)

Bikhari
(Thursday, February 06, 2003)

chole gelam kintu schoole ami jai nai dupor belai khawa time baba aammake jigas korlo harun kothai ma boll oo tooo schoole geche suru hoilo ammake data tumi ooore emon kore cho.oo ajke basai asle khawa dibena ..ami ki korlam khelte giya akta chele ke mere pipda lagiya diam cheletar obosta khub khara kore dilam bichar aslo amar babar kache baba too gelo khepe ..amake khuj te che are ammar shate chilla chilli
(2)

Bikhari
(Thursday, February 06, 2003)


korte che tomar karone ajke ata hoiteche okay dekha peile ami mere pelbo aamar too kanna suru hoiya gelo ..ami basai dukte baba amake pitanor jonno dore pello .ma bolllo ami ajke okay pithabo apni chere din . bodo apa sohkare amake paker gore nilo bolllo tumi akhane bose thako ma dorja ta loc kore dilo ami mone korlla ma ajke amake sotti sotti pitabe .amader paker gore ak ta deki ache ma bollo ami deki ke pitabo are tui okhane bose sudu kanna kati korbe ami suru kore dilam kanna kati baba mone korllo ma khub pitate che amake ..baba ase bollo dekhi dorja ta khulo to are
(3)

Bikhari
(Thursday, February 06, 2003)

pitona ...amma bollo apni akhane asben na apnar karo ne ami okay ajke pitalam sobai chole gelo ami khawa suru kore dilam khawa sesh kore gumai gela raatre baba amma ke jiggas korte che tumi ajke ore emon kore keno pitale .baba bollo ami pitale ato pitam na dekho to cheletar ki hoiya gelo ..sokale amma amake bolllo ami ki are hasi rakhte pari ....

(4)

Bikhari
(Thursday, February 06, 2003)

dekho bhai ki kore din katai lamm ai din akhon are keno pire ase na ?
ai bar chuti te badite gelam make koita kota soron kore dilam khub annondo peyelam amma bollo ai din akho tomar are nai tumi amar pase bosta ..ki teke ki hoiya gelam .......
sisu kal chilo bhalo jobon keno asilo fuler mukhe modu chilo kukil keno dakilo...
bhai amar jiboner hasi kannar kothar kono sesh nai ...tai ata likhe somoton korlam
(5)

-dhulo-
(Thursday, February 06, 2003)

Harun da, nice......

Bikhari
(Thursday, February 06, 2003)

thanks cross da

Opsora
(Thursday, February 06, 2003)

Ekta tanki Bajir golpo Boli abar, heheh:
Tokhon Class 4/5 a pori...Medical collge-r student ra basay porthe astho...Ami mojhar mojhar kotha boltham r ora khub hastho...Amon-e kotha bolar majhe baranda theke pore gelam drain-a ekdin...na na ektalar baranda r choto drain chilo jei drain-a porechilam, hehehe...But drain r pas chilo vanga, porlam tho porlam sei vanga jaygay...r ki? chin kete roktharokthi...I think 3/4 jon student chilo...ora amake sathe sathe dhore rikshaw-y....ami jokhon rikshaw tokhon ammmar kanna shune monne hochilo ami more gechi..hehehe...Anyway, rikshaw-y jethe jethe bollam ami jabo na hospitale amake candy na kine dile...so ora ekjon neme candy kine anlo...Tarpor hospitale giye dekhi ABBA....Allah...r voye jibon sesh hobar motho obostha...Abba amar dike korun choke takiye ache dekhe ami bollam, ami astham na abba hospitale, kintu ora candy kine dilo, tai apnake dithe asechi...aei kotha shune abba hasthe hasthe sesh...ami tho bekub!!!

Opsora
(Thursday, February 06, 2003)

Tarpor ki? 4 ta silli and aktoo bhalo hobar por amma-r mair!! hehehe!!
When I go back to my childhood, I see I enjoyed every bit of it...I miss those days!
Sondha Jeee abar apnar golpo ki shunthe pari amara?


Shondha
(Thursday, February 06, 2003)

thanks cross ,bikhari r opsora...khub bhalo lagche tomader chotobelar ghotona shunte:-)..cross tomar kosto bujhechi....r bikhari tomar ma na mere bhul koreche...marle bhalo hote ekhon"mairer opor oshudh nai"janoi to..... ....
opsora tumi mone hoi khub dushto chile chotobelai khub chonchol chile..tomar kotha shune khub moja lagche...aro kichu ghotona bolo ami shunbo.......tomader shobar chotobelar ghotona shunte amar khub bhalo lagche....amar nijer chottobelar shundor dingulo bar bar chokher shamne bheshe utche..kije bhalo lagche...bojhate parbo na...mone hochche ebhabe jodi amake shobai golpo shuniye jeto....kokhonoi mon kharap hoto na amar:-)

Shondha
(Thursday, February 06, 2003)

kokhonoi lonely feel kortam na .... ekta ghotona mone porche ekhon...jokhon ami 4/5 bochorer.ekdin ammur shathe namaj porchilam eki jainamaje...namaj shesh kore jokhon ammu monajat korchilo(long monajat )..amio amar chotto haate ja chaowar chea nichchi allah er kache..jemon aro putul,haripatil,candy.nice nice dress....hotath kheal korlam ammur haaat boro+monajat korche haat ta duidike shoria(mone mone bhabchilam ammu beshi jinish pabe karon haat duto duidike shoria ekta boro jaiga hoyeche)amio amar haat duta duidike prosharito kore angul golo faka kore monajan korashuru korlam.jaigar obhabe haat r prosharito korte parchina beshi.......hotath mone holo allah ekhon kichu amar haate dilei to ota duihater majhkhan diye pore jabe niche...... abar chotto monajate fire gelam...haate ja porbe tai nebo.kichu na pawar chea to bhalo..

Opsora
(Thursday, February 06, 2003)

Shondha, heheheh...sundor golpo bolecho...
Huuu, ami choto belay onek onek dusto chilam...onek chonchol..amar prosner voye amma abba naki lukiye thaktho...hehehe..
Amon namaz niye amar-o ekta ghotona ache...ami o tokhon 4/5 years old...namaz r sura tura sikhini..tho amake namaze niye boslo...tho amma jokhon fis fis kore doya porche,ami takiye achi unar dike r chintha korchi ki korchi...tho kichu na bhuje ami o fis fis kore gaan gaowa suru korlam...amma kothokhon pore namaz bondho kore amar dike takiye bole, tui ki bolchish? ami haaa...amma hashi chapthe chapthe bole allah allah bol...golpo ta obosho amar monne chilo nah, amma pore bolche...I thought this was so funny...Pore amma bolar somoy-o seki hashi! hehehe


Shondha
(Thursday, February 06, 2003)

opsora...arekta ghotona boli...
choto bela thekei amar goon goon kore gaan gaowar obbhas...jei gaan ei shuni tai gaite thaki sharadin..jokhon class 4/5 e pori ..ekdin golachere gaan gachchilam.."ei maya ene diloo choto shundor..shukhi shongshar...maya ache ejibone --------jiboner shob shukh onuvhobe....ei maya ...."hotath amar boro doure eshe amar mukh chepe dhorlo bollo "chup chup..ei gaan gaite hoina,eta bhalo na,manush kharap bolbe..ami rege gelam bollam "kharap keno hobe?""kharap hole chardike radio te to bajato na"..amar apu just norom hoye bollo "eta gaite hoina apu"...baddho meyer moto mene nilam kintu bujhlam na kharap keno...boro hoye jenechi "maya" ekta birth control pil er nam"

Ferari
(Thursday, February 06, 2003)

je golpo taa likhchi ..sheta besh khaaniktaa bidghute ..

Feraaree
(Thursday, February 06, 2003)

(olpotei jodi kaaro gaa-guliye othe tobe taake aakhanei theme

Feraaree
(Thursday, February 06, 2003)

Shondha ..konovaabei ..publish korte paarchi naa ..:-(



Feraaree
(Thursday, February 06, 2003)

(olpotei jodi kaaro gaa-guliye othe tobetaake aakhanei theme jete request korbo ..golpoer shomoykaal jokhon aamar boyoesh koyek min maane nishpaap shishu maayer jothoreer nishchinto aabaash theke maatro ber kore aana hoyeche..
binaa onumotit (!!!)
birokto koraai aami moteo khushi hote paari ni aar she jonno jini aai " bhoyonkor kaando" korechen ..taake tho aappayon(!!!) eer shaathe grohon korte hoy!..
shomoy aar buddhhir sholpotaai bhaalo bhaabe bhaaba(!!!) hoye othe ni...
tho ..jei maatro dr.aamake ..kole niyechen ..taarahurokore koraa porikolponaar(?) ongsho hishebe aabong onno kaaro ..shahajjo paawar aasha
naa thaakaai nijoshho .."natural geezer" theke .lokkhadhik ..
..paanir oonu ..chitiye diyei ..Onaake ..ushno ovinondon janiyechilaam ..
:-) :-)

An Innocent child was born
Golpotaa ..maayer shoujonne

Feraaree
(Thursday, February 06, 2003)

feww!!!! at last
umm..line space-ing thik hoy ni ..
keu jodi poren ..aar taate jodi ..aaktu shomoshha hoy taar jonno ..khom cheye nichhi :-(

Shondha
(Thursday, February 06, 2003)

hotath amar boro bon *

Opsora
(Friday, February 07, 2003)

Shondha jeeee, lol..that was funny.. r ek ta bolo jeee, shunthe and srithi charon korthe bhalo-e lagche!


Sb
(Friday, February 07, 2003)

ami boro hoye nei... tarpor choto belar golpo bolbo

Opsora
(Friday, February 07, 2003)

Tui akhono atho picchi je tui boro hothe hothe akhner sobia mara jabe...!


Shondha
(Saturday, February 08, 2003)

sb boro hote hote ami dadi hoye more jabo...tokhon tomar golpo na shunei hoito more jabo:-(ok...ekhonkar ekta ghotonai nahoi bolo
shuni!
kono mojar ghotona mone porche na eimuhurte tarporo bhalo lage simple shob ghotona mone korte...mone hochche jei ghotonai hok na keno sheta jodi hoi bd te.taholei anonder!!amar dharonataki bhul?

Shondha
(Saturday, February 08, 2003)

ekta bibrotokor ghotona boli.ekdin mall e (usa te)shopping sheshe wait korchi bhaiyer jonno.bhaiya nite ashar kotha..dariyei achi ami r bhabi..boshar kono jaiga pachchi na.pashe ekta chair ache, kintu ekta mohila boshe ache. dariye thakte thakte pa betha korche....bhabi amake bolche "ei beti kotokkhon dhoira ekhane boshe ache..uthei naa" onnodike takiye mohilar uddeshshe banglai bhabi bollo"beti uth ekhan theke ...ami ektu boshi"mohila ta bhabir dike takalo! shundor kore banglai bollo"amar husband amake ekhane boshiye rekhe geche!" (amra keu jantam na ota bangali chilo )mone hochchilo jodi amar payer nicher mati faka hoye jeto ami matir niche dhuke jetam..lojjai chokh bondho kore bhabike ekta jore chimti dei........

Shondha
(Saturday, February 08, 2003)

Feraaree...shejonnoito ami "nengtu putush" baby kole nei naaaa..........

capsule20mg
(Sunday, February 09, 2003)

hat tali .....
congra8
half centuary !!!!
wel done

drimit
(Wednesday, May 14, 2003)



drimit
(Wednesday, May 14, 2003)




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