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Bulletins Bulletin : Published and Discussed
Date: Wednesday, November 20, 2002
From: Naaz
Subject:
~*~Mr.Bean~*~
Description:


Mr. Bean
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumour .
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

****

MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the
answer
is 6!!

****
WHILE IN A DRUG STORE

Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

****
QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE

Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks!

****
Friend: how many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16
Friend: Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse.

****
CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND

Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't
see any picture.
Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.

****
Mr. Bean: (crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: Condolence, my friend.

After 2 minutes Mr. Bean cries even louder.
Friend: what now?
Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!

****
MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING

Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of
a
power failure.
Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.

****
Spelling lesson

Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or
two c?
Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!


People Discussion
OPSORA
(Wednesday, November 20, 2002)

Kool!!!


i_habib
(Friday, November 22, 2002)

Simply great. Thanks.

Jhumu
(Friday, November 22, 2002)



cactus
(Sunday, November 24, 2002)




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