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Bulletins Bulletin : Published and Discussed
Date: Wednesday, November 13, 2002
From: SOULS
Subject:
Dictionary of Women!!!
Description:


1. "Fine"
This is the word women use at the end of any argument when they
feel they are right but can't stand to hear you argue any longer. It means
that you should shut up. (NEVER use "Fine" to describe how she looks. This
will cause you to have one of those arguments.)

2. "Five minutes"
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so women feel that it's an even trade.

3. "Nothing"
"Nothing" means something and you should be on your toes."Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine."

4. "Go Ahead" (with raised eyebrows) This is NOT permission; it's a dare! If you mistake it for permission, the result will be the woman will get upset over "Nothing" and you'll
have a "Five-minute" discussion that will end with the word "Fine."

5. "Go Ahead" (normal eyebrows) This is NOT permission, either. It means "I give up" or "do what you
want because I don't care." You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in
just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you
in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

6. "Loud Sigh"
This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement. Very frequently misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are a complete idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here
and arguing with you over "Nothing."

7. "Soft Sigh" Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. It means she is promentarily content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe in the hope that the moment will last a bit longer.

8. "Oh"
This word -- followed by any statement -- is trouble. Example; "Oh, let me get that". Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night." If she says "Oh" before a statement, run, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is "Fine" when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least two days.

9. "That's Okay"
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding what the penalty will be for whatever you have one. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead." Once she has had time to plan it out, you are in for some mighty big trouble.

10. "Please Do"
This is not a statement, it is an offer. The woman is giving you the chance to come up with an excuse for what you have done. In other words, a chance to get yourself into even more trouble. If you handle this correctly, you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."

11. "Thanks"
The woman is thanking you. Don't faint and don't look for hidden meaning. Just say "you're welcome."

12. "Thanks A Lot"
"Thanks A Lot" is dramatically different from "Thanks." A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It is usually followed by the "Loud Sigh." This signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way. Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."

sorry if i offended anyone..:)


People Discussion
Sb
(Thursday, November 14, 2002)

WOMEN bisheshoggo LAU

Sb
(Thursday, November 14, 2002)

WOMEN bisheshoggo LAU

CHOKERBALI
(Thursday, November 14, 2002)

BULLSHIT!

CHOKERBALI
(Thursday, November 14, 2002)

BULLSHIT!

capsule20mg
(Thursday, November 14, 2002)

oi bekkol ato likha likhi koroner time paili koi re
tui lau gase jhulte jhulte ato kisu janli kamne >>>
bhalo bhalo tui sudhu gase jhuillai sili na chok boro baro koira maiya go dike takaiya o sili >>
bhalo likha ta pori naii>>>somoy er dam ase na !!!!oi time ta tunky te kame lagailam >>

rib
(Thursday, November 14, 2002)

ahhare bechara LAU!!

Kire chekha khaia..aigola ..shiklen naki!!


Akhon theke..MIYA CHINTE HOILE..AI 12 ti bishoy-e sotorko khakon..KI Aida koite caichen naki ..SOULS bhai!!

Aigola to enrezi-te gelo..Banglai!! ki bola jai!!

Looking forward to u>>>

Gemini
(Friday, November 15, 2002)

bisheshoggo na...BISHESH OGGO bol Sb!
LOLZ

OPSORA
(Friday, November 15, 2002)

BISESH OGGO OR BISESOGGO, JETAI HUK..SOBI LAU R OBODAN..
HEHEHE


anamica
(Monday, December 02, 2002)




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