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Tuesday, October 15, 2002
Subject: TEN HUSBANDS
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten
husbands.On their wedding night, she told her new husband,
"Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin.
What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been
married ten times?
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative;
he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in Software Services;
he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from Field Services;
he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just
couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in Telemarketing;
even though he knew he had the order, didn't know when he would
be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an Engineer;
he understood the basic process but wanted three years to
research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration;
he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in Marketing;
although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychiatrist;
all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist;
all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector;
all he ever did was ... God, I miss him!
"But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"
"Duh; you're a LAWYER. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"
(Tuesday, October 15, 2002)
(Wednesday, October 16, 2002)
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