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Bulletins Bulletin : Published and Discussed
Date: Wednesday, October 09, 2002
From: Sabrina
Subject:
Proverbs for men!!
Description:


Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratches butt should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

Man who farts in church sits in own pew.

Man who drops watch in toilet bound to have crappy time.

Crowded elevator smells different to midget.


People Discussion
meghh
(Wednesday, October 09, 2002)

but still man is the reason girls get pregnant..

Sabrina
(Wednesday, October 09, 2002)

I don't see the connection between the proverbs and ur comment megh. And I totally didn't get the pun in it either. Maybe u wud like explain.

Sabrina
(Wednesday, October 09, 2002)

to*

vanity_press
(Wednesday, October 09, 2002)

1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. Guys can open all their own jars.
3. Guys can go to the bathroom without a support group.
4. Guys can kill their own food.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. Guys can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
7. Guys can quietly watch a game with their buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."
8. Same work...more pay.
9. Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental - 75 bucks.
10. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, they just might become lifelong friends.
11. Guy's pals can be trusted never to trap them with. "So, notice anything different?"
12. Guys are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
13. Guys don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
14. Guys almost never have strap problems in public.
15. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
16. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
17. A guy's belly usually hides their big hips.
18. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
19. Guy's underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
20. Guys know stuff about tanks.
21. Car mechanics tell guys the truth.
22. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
23. If someone forgets to invite a guy to something, he or she can still be their friend.
24. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
25. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.

vanity_press
(Wednesday, October 09, 2002)

Above are the reasons why men are cool.

Rony Salman
(Wednesday, October 09, 2002)

Great Vanity! I would like to add the followings to you list.

(1) Man discovered weapons, invented hunting.
Woman discovered hunting, invented furs.

(2) Man discovered colors, invented painting.
Woman discovered painting, invented make-up.

(3) Man discovered speech, invented conversation.
Woman discovered conversation, invented gossip.

(4) Man discovered agriculture, invented food.
Woman discovered food, invented diet.

(5) Man discovered friendship, invented love.
Woman discovered love, invented marriage.

(6) Man discovered woman, invented sex.
Woman discovered sex, invented headache.

(7) Man discovered trade, invented money.
Woman discovered money, man was all screwed up after that.


Sabrina
(Wednesday, October 09, 2002)

What is so cool abt having the same hairstyle for 4 years?? And in being a sychophant, a narcissist and not just cheapo, obnoxiously cheapo so as not to take attention to ones'own grooming? And i'd be damned if u had strap problems in public Vanity!! Car mechanics are men too...so it's no surprise that they deceive the female customers.How'd u feel if someone tried to rip u off only because u r not adequately informed abt it only bcoz she has million other things on her mind other than stupid cars. I see nuthin cool in there!!!

vanity_press
(Thursday, October 10, 2002)

What is so cool abt having the same hairstyle for 4 years??
Rebuttal: It's guy thing and it's very difficult, almost impossible for gals to understand.

She has million other things on her mind.
Rebuttal: It's not cool, I mean it's never ever cool to have millions things on her mind. It is bound to cause distraction. Do I hear "Bad Driver"... LOL. I wonder what are those million things she (Sabrina) has on her mind. Please shed some light on.
Did I say I have a curious mind.

vanity_press
(Thursday, October 10, 2002)

What is so cool abt having the same hairstyle for 4 years??
Rebuttal: It's guy thing and it's very difficult, almost impossible for gals to understand.

She has million other things on her mind.
Rebuttal: It's not cool, I mean it's never ever cool to have millions things on her mind. It is bound to cause distraction. Do I hear "Bad Driver"... LOL. I wonder what are those million things she (Sabrina) has on her mind. Please shed some light on.
Did I say I have a curious mind.

zittz-zoogaz
(Thursday, October 10, 2002)

:)

zittz-zoogaz
(Thursday, October 10, 2002)

:)

Sabrina
(Friday, October 11, 2002)

U wanna know what billion things I have on my mind? Apart from work and exasperating, loopy, moronic, thick-skulled, anal, insipid, imbecil egocentric JOE BLUGGS who we otherwise call clients (ofcourse male), my friends, my personal life, how to fill up the weekend since I have no plans yet, the need to shop before i leave for ams'dam next week, my cats, my plants, chores and errands, something has been really really bugging me all morning: Does Vanity have the same hairstyle since he was born, or maybe since highschool when he was all dorky?? Does he shampoo often, or maybe, not shampooing often is also a guy thing which is something impossible for me to fathom. Do I hear Hair Extermination ordered by ur landlord!! Otherwise Eviction notice!!! Maybe I shud call the pest control ... LOL!!! What abt the strap problem that he so carefully avoided? Does that mean .... nooo it can't be ...ohmygosh!! ...is he ... or is he not??? Or maybe he doesn't know yet that he is not what he thinks he is ... LOL!!! ...so many questions ...so lil time!! sigh!!!
Btw, I am an excellent, careful, cautious driver, better than most of u goons out there. Does that satiate ur nosy mind Vanity?

Sabrina
(Friday, October 11, 2002)

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vanity_press
(Friday, October 11, 2002)

I think you got it all mixed up. Having the same hair style and not grooming are two seperate things. But I don't blame you. It's quite natural to have things confused when you have blillions and billions stuff in your mind... LOL. But it's nice to know that I was on your mind too (something has been really really bugging me all morning: Does Vanity have the same hairstyle since he was born) ... LOL!

Windblown Crab
(Saturday, October 12, 2002)

Sabrina
I like your proverbs.
Did you make them up (which is awesome)or compiled them?
Windblown found at
crab217@hotmail.com

Sabrina
(Sunday, October 13, 2002)

Don't flatter urself Vanity!!

As for the answer to ur querry Windblown crab, I didn't make them up or compile them. I male friend fwded those to give me some chuckles and i thot I'll share with with my b2k copains. I didn't realise this will stike a key on vulnerable Vanity's heart ... LOL

Sabrina
(Sunday, October 13, 2002)

A male friend*
... share them with*


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