Participate in the Bulletin
Bulletin : Published
Friday, May 25, 2001
Subject: A step by step guide to Installing Love!
Customer: I can not do that. I am not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What can I do?
Tech support: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your heart, Sir?
Customer: Yes I have. But there are several other programs are running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?
Tech support: What programs are running, Sir?
Customar: Let me see….mmm…I have; PASTHURTS.EXE , LOWESTEEM.EXE,GRUDGE.EXE RESENTMENT.DOC running right now.
Tech support: No Problem Sir, LOVE will automatically erase PASTHUTR.EXE from your current operation system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but will no longer disturb other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.DOC. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off, Sir?
Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: My pleasure Sir. Go to your start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRAUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.DOC have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay. I am done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?
Tech Support: Yes Sir, it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?
Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?
Tech Support: Yes. But remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oooppsss! I have an error message already. What should I do?
Tech Support: What does the message say?
Customer: It says “Error 412-program not run on internal components” what does that mean?
Tech support: Don’t worry Sir. That’s a common problem. It means that LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your own HEART. It is one of the complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means, “ you have to love your own machine before others”
Customer: So what should I do?
Tech support: Can you find a directory called SELF-ACCEPTENCE?
Customer: Yes, I have it.
Tech support: Excellent! You are getting good at this. Click on the following files and then copy them to the ‘MYHEART” directory:
The system will over write any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin after words to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it!. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART.
Tech Support: Then LOVE is a freeware, but be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some really neat modules back to you.
Customer: I will. Thanks you for your help.
(Source: Raising Star, March 2001)
(Friday, May 25, 2001)
daarun shundor poddhoti didi. bidogdho joner jonno oti mokkhom oushodh. Mr. shoptodinga should install this without delay.
(Friday, May 25, 2001)
Process taa joto shohoje bola hoyechhe... adope kintu taa motei atto shohoz naa, shorno...!!!!!
Specially erasing the older versions...!!!!
Anyway, the process might be tried to get some sorts of reliefs from the past.....!!!!!! :) :) :)